wowza
United States
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nycgirl424
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Canadagirl
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
in love with a nerd
United States
Lrn 2 Read
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Anonymous
Take a number
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Top comments
Rayn4u_fml 0
You failed to mention that you'd been coming on to him for months, and that that was how he'd gotten your number to text you in the first place.
happymembrane 3
You are a real bitch then...
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Comments (24)
Rayn4u_fml 0
You failed to mention that you'd been coming on to him for months, and that that was how he'd gotten your number to text you in the first place.
rizzosierra 0
damn right.
Alastor13X 8
My thoughts exactly. People don't typically just assume you are dating, unless they are real psychos. Also, he couldn't have just pulled your number from thin air. He got it from either you or a friend. Unless he really is psychotic, I'd assume you're fishing for compliments at the expense of others, and that just isn't right no matter how you look at it.
MisterJD 0
That does suck, no-one likes to be rejected. But at least he did it now, and not after he slept with you and hit on your mom.
Michael_92 20
He just wanted you to know he's not interested....that's all lol
jadelle5er 0
oh my gosh, this has been happening to me so much this month! out of nowhere! "we can never be!" and i'm like who are you???
allhailharryp 0
THAT HAPPENED TO ME! He said he loved me and we weren't even dating and then 2 days later he said we wouldn't work out. Later, I found out it was the genius work of my ex. FML
workthisout2nite 0
I did this to a guy once. He had just gotten through txtng me how hard it was to get the guts to ask me for my number. I told him I hated him, felt sorry for him, and it wasn't gonna work out, so h should just delete my number :) he cried tho next time I saw him :(
happymembrane 3
You are a real bitch then...
Emmett_Luver_101 0
how concieted i woulda been like thank god cuz i never wanted to be with you in the first place and LMFAO at #5
24788 7
He doesn't want you. Find someone new.
cheerchick4life 0
Wow what a fag
mohit88 0
Oh that guy is full of win
FYLkid 0
Agreed with #1