Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML
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My problem is I try to speak in Russian as I do in English, so some phrases that don't quite translate sound stupid anyways . . so here, I guess I just sounded twice as stupid . . .reason this is an FML is the Japanese guy I like is in this class, and they don't talk that way . . .he wouldn't have known what I said or my mistake, if the teacher hadn't gotten shocked and translated it into English AND Japanese FML lol
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RyeBreadBoy 0
Why would you even say "like shit" to your professor? Maybe you should've gone with "terrible", or "ill". This would never have occurred if you possessed more tact.
my_fml_account 2
Oh no, you made a mistake in a class of a language you're learning! Quick, to the internet and tell everyone how much your life is ruined by this! This is so not-FML worthy I cant even bother to click YDI.
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Comments (100)
ydi_bitch 0
FIRST.... of all, let me say YDI for not learning French properly.
AsianEyes 0
lol Russian
ydi_bitch 0
*Russian Guess I was too quick to comment when I saw no comments.
Zhejan 0
That was a "shitty" response
jakedmagic 0
In Soviet Russia.... Nah just kidding, but seriously: learning Russian? Soviet Russia? Making the connection? Come on!
khoff 0
In Soviet Russia, SHIT FEELS LIKE YOU!
fmlfmlfml15 0
lmao #62 didn't see that one coming
ZleveL 0
68 in soviet Russia, YOU IS FEEL SHIT LIKE
nikChick447 6
1- you dumbass.
my_fml_account 2
Oh no, you made a mistake in a class of a language you're learning! Quick, to the internet and tell everyone how much your life is ruined by this! This is so not-FML worthy I cant even bother to click YDI.
genius_man16 1
No joke, what is with all these lame as shit FML's today? I mean jesus, I'm sure they knew what you meant. "Oh noes, my life is over because I made a mistake in my language class!" Ya know, because you aren't there to LEARN about it or anything.
skullbuster 0
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Huh, err, *cough*, what... That's right, FML has officially become a sleep-aid. Today's batch bites the big one!
kukopia 0
NO VOTE FOR YOU!!!
shostakovich 0
I agree with you, but what would make this a YDI in the first place?
Jebadiah 0
you have to admit this is funny though i love it when you say stuff wrong in language class once in french i answered in french then started talking to my friend in a french accent by accident
Cheesedays 2
full of lawls, does it matter if life f'ed?
Emma_91 0
Seriously. Not a FML. You're learning a language, everyone knows you make mistakes. This isn't even a horrible mistake. Wait...what's shit in Russian? =D
goingsolo211 8
говно pronounced govno
malait 23
Or kaka, kakashka to children..
malishka18 19
дерьмо pronounced dermo
EatUrGreens 20
I have always been intrigued by Russian letters but those words with the pronunciations next to it still makes no sense to me :')
RyeBreadBoy 0
Why would you even say "like shit" to your professor? Maybe you should've gone with "terrible", or "ill". This would never have occurred if you possessed more tact.
moonsolomon 0
Not an FML... I actually laughed out loud.
kirbz 0
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!
maleficio_fml 0
LEARN ALBANIAN!!!
albinoV 1
It kind of makes sense though.
were_giraffe 2
i have a feeling they'll understand
shalvius 3
so you said "как срать" instead "как говно"?
ivoteno 0
LMAOOO. i couldn't figure out how she could've said it, i think you got it.