heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Olive
This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
France
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
peacockfeather 0
You had that coming OP, sorry. Anyway, why would anyone wanna say LOL? You'd have to keep yourself from laughing every time just so you could say it. Takes too much effort.
darkmis1 18
YDi! Peole who say that are sooooooo annoying! You need to grow up!
joethebiden 8
Using "lol" in online conversations is a sign of retardation; using it in real life conversations is a proof.
infernofalcon 0
Lmfao that's plain win right there. His girlfriend needs to troll more.
infernofalcon 0
Cool story, bro.
theshadow013 0
My boyfriend does this but he says "lawl" Hell! I've started doing it.
AnneOminous 0
Totally don't blame her.
FYLD0UCHE_fml 0
No one had ever deserved being broken up with more than you.
Flymeister 3
I would have broken up with you too
Vurban 0
I say 'lol' instead of laughing *sometimes*, but that's because the kind of friends I have find it amusing and they do it themselves. Everyone getting their panties in a wad over someone doing that is absolutely ridiculous. You grew up too fast. FYL, OP. Hope you find a girl with the same sense of amusement as you =D
idkweird 0
Key word=sometimes. He said "whenever," as in all the time. Every time he laughs. At that point it goes far beyond amusing and into, "wtf is wrong with you?"