Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
Today, while I was doing my job as a groundskeeper, a couple of kids wearing MAGA hats threw garbage and rocks at me, then told me to "go back where you came from". I'm American, but I guess my beard makes me look like an immigrant or something, as this isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
Today, we had a substitute teacher. She was taking attendance and had trouble pronouncing my last name. When I corrected her, I heard her mutter under her breath about, “Goddamn Mexican immigrants…” I’m from Greek ancestry, born in the USA. FML
Today, an Asian man approached me and called me pretty. I thanked him and he asked if I'm Chinese. When I said, "No, I'm Taiwanese" he promptly spat in my face and called me a "traitor to the motherland." FML
Today, a lady at the clothing store told me to, “Stop speaking 'Mexicano', this is America!” when I was talking on the phone. I actually speak Portuguese. When I pointed this out, she verbally tortured me and threatened to, “Call the cops” if I didn’t leave her store for, “making her feel threatened.” FML
Today, a customer told me to go to the “fucking border back to illegal immigrant land” and that he can’t wait to “put Trump back in office” so he can get rid of “incompetent ass Mexican bitches” like me. What did I do to cause this? Tell him that we were out of a sauce. FML
Today, I went to Home Depot with my boyfriend. There were a large number of men at the front of the store speaking Spanish. As we left, he ran back inside shouting, "LA MIGRA! LA MIGRA ESTA AQUI!" They screamed and ran in panic. I am dating a racist scumbag who thinks terrorizing minorities is funny. FML
Today, my date was making remarks about “stupid illegals” and “immigrants are everything wrong with this country” because our waiter barely spoke English and apparently got his order wrong. When I reminded him I’m an immigrant, he said, “But you speak English and you’re legal, so you don’t count.” FML
Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML
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ephilation 0
Who the **** voted that this guy deserved it? Show yourselves, you racist assholes.
Jimboom 12
You should have shouted back at him how "all you ******* english rejects come here and rape YOUR lands and people!" and then slapped him and walked away.
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Comments (58)
Cristaderzi 0
Wow! Racists proves their a fool again! FYL Op
xCrackerx 3
*Racists prove they're fools again. If you're going to call someone a fool, don't make an ass out of yourself while doing it.
TorresNW 0
That stuff is easy to say when is hasn't happen to you, but when you are a different color than white people will sometime treat you like they are above you and they own you. I am Hispanic and been called all the names, told to get on the roof or go grab the lawn mower. racism should be done with in this country because it makes no sense.
noclevername 0
#8: I think racist ignorance tops a typo.
ps2stony 0
speaking of red people, why don't they ever speak about history? all we hear is christopher this and Columbus that
Griffo_fml 0
debateable. haha jokes. that sucks. same thing here in aus. people reckon aboriginals are dirty and take jobs from "hard workin Australians" I always say... pretty sure They hve had it harder than us "hard working Australians"
xXwanderlustXx 0
I love how you are implying that the majority of Aboriginals work.
judgeymcjudge 0
I've never heard anyone say that. Ever. You're a ********.
spiderman0606 0
Yeah, I've heard a lot racism towards the aboriginals and the polys in Australia.
ianformean 0
All of the hard working Australians are in London earning minimum wage, serving pints in dirty pubs
iabty 0
Yeah I've heard a lot of racism towards Aboriginals, (including the name 'Abo') but I agree with #28. I have never heard ANYONE say or imply that. Ever.
rhiley 26
where you been then #28???
cortel_fml 2
wow that's kinda funny... but ignore those ignorant fools....some people are just dumb...
RustyGuns 0
Did you get him with your bow and arrow? He totally deserves that.
LongJohnnie5 0
They are tekken er jerbs!
dudeitsdanny 10
Err derr derrrr! Gotta love South Park
remy_xi 0
...your name isn't Conan, is it OP?
xCrackerx 3
The Barbarian or O'Brien? I don't think either of those are correct. OP is a woman.
24788 7
Native Americans were here first.
sarahmaxine 19
Nice abs
Jimboom 12
You should have shouted back at him how "all you ******* english rejects come here and rape YOUR lands and people!" and then slapped him and walked away.
TheButler 0
it's funny when americans take the piss outa english people... they are english... just fat ones
topthat_stopthat 0
No we're American, from America! We just speak English.
rebecca__amy 1
Everyone is racist just get over it and let people be ignorant.
noclevername 0
Or try to get people to be half-way decent to each other... If enough people are horrible racists because hey, we should let them be who they are, the world becomes a bad place.
Darling_Cherry 5
Dear OP, Welcome to my favorite FMLs page. Cheers! Cherry :-)