Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
thecirclingskies 0
I do this all the time without thinking. Anyway, in the long run she did you a favour; she's either a bitch or seriously failed at thinking of a reason for ending it with you.
Sarcastic_Lady 0
I would've broken up with you too. That would drive me absolutely insane!! What's the purpose of saying lol when you laugh? Are you that obessed with internet chat?
RedLoocee 0
Oh, you completely deserve it. Annoying.
carrotpuke 0
You deserve it. On top of being completely annoying and stupid to do, saying the letters "l o l" does not equate to laughter. This is one of your undoubtedly many problems.
wisetara 0
I broke up with a boyfriend who said "penguin" too often. Don't ask. It was wrong. If a dude said "lol" when he laughed, he would never have achieved "boyfriend" status in my world.
X_Life_Sucks_X 0
That's pretty ****** up to break up with someone over something stupid like that.
guitardedman 0
if this fml said that she stabbed you because you say lol i would still click ydi. god.*******.dammit you are what is wrong with this generation, and you need to be removed from it. rather than actually laugh, you take the time to say that you are laughing out loud, when you are not. you can't die soon enough. the fact that you somehow lured a female close enough to you to call her a girlfriend just baffles me.
brainiac94 0
ydi nerd and I'm not a nerd, I'm just smart
XxHannahxX 0
You are both dumbasses. You are for saying "lol" rather doing what normal people do and laugh. She is for breaking up with you for such a stupid reason.
namhowell 6
Good for her. Who does that?