heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Olive
This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
France
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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transcedental 18
what a stupid reason to break up with someone O_O FYL man, I hope you find someone who fits you better :) and i bet some of the people here saying you spend too much time on the internet have the same habbits..
drinkmoxie 0
well good for her i can't stand idiots that talk in txt it's stupid and you deserve anything bad that comes to you
LovelyNette22 0
I have to admit, laughing then saying LOL is a bit redundant. Yet, if you are just saying LOL and not laughing then I would have to refer to my trusty relationship guide, "Scrubs." I believe JD had a girlfriend who would only say "that is funny" without laughing...I'm afraid, it is such an annoying habit that even Scrubs is making fun of it. I would consider revising your laughing tactics.
wolfpackchick10 0
Before Scrubs did it...this was the plot of an episode of Seinfeld actually
LovelyNette22 0
ya, that happens...different generations different shows...like we used to have The Simpsons but the new generation has Family Guy...essentially the same jokes but on a different network.
strength413 8
the simpsons and family guy are both owned by fox.
ccbooya18 0
and you're the reason txt-ish ( yeah that's my name for it ya got a problem with that ** breaks glass**) is in fact the #1 language.... for being the worst. god, I sit next to some fat bitch in school and she always talks like "lol" and "rotfl" and "lmao" and "bffffffl" I can't ****** stand that ****** beotch! ydi I feel you're girls pain and suffering. may god have mercy on your soul
z620 0
ya... she's right in a txt it's fine but actually saying makes u sound stupid
BeeSkwaird 0
He said "lol," not "lol?"!
killerj 0
I would to
Fifilafoof 0
Lol, ive done it and ive got a degree in applied criminology and psychology, people take themselves too seriously, plus if she really liked you that wouldnt have bothered her, just move on and be yourself.
geewhiz 0
Im not surprised, your a freak noone says LOL, even people who write it are retards but saying it every time you laugh thats just plain sad.
youthink_fml 0
You're lucky she didn't kick you in the balls.