heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
schwange
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Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
France
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Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
emmmilyyy 0
what do u mean "all because"? normal ppl just laugh, they don't say "lol". u are probably very annoying and were right to get dumped
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
i would have dumped you too and punched you in the face everytime you said lol
oldwiseguy 0
anybody would keep their distance from you, what a moron!
tyler907 10
ooops, didn't mean to click "FYL". you deserved it more than I can put into words.
Rimaa_fml 0
I hate when people do that I would rather have the guy snort when he laughs.
chicken_lover 2
hey, i snort when i laugh sometimes. it just makes the situation funnier. don't hate on us snorters please haha
marc_with_a_c 3
You totally deserved it.. seriously laugh like any normal person does.. I hate people who say "lol" out loud when laughing, but don't actually laugh..
Gneekman 0
You definitely deserve it if you do that EVERY time you laugh. Especially if you do it instead of actually laughing. Fail.
Tribulations 0
Valid reason. You'd rather that than her catching you looking at dirty pictures of anime girls on the Internet, now, wouldn't you?
maverick1031 0
Is the human race so far gone that we can't even laugh anymore? Goddamn, you deserved it man. Try actually laughing next time. I know other people who do that, it annoys the hell out of me.
christy_xo 0
my stupid ex-boyfriend did that.. only instead of saying "lol" out loud, he'd say "rofl." even more annoying? he wouldnt say "r o f l," he'd say "roffle."
kendalle_fml 0
Mine too! he would say roffle, lawl, rofflecopter, lawlerz, oooomg. and teh (because it is the most common word to make typos on.) He would say stuff like I went to teh movies, and it was funny like lawlerz. DROVE ME CRAZY.