heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Olive
This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
France
Counterproductive
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
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el_erico 0
That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.
kachaa 0
Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...
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Comments (334)
tisiphone_fml 0
Honestly, I pretty much hate people who use chat speak in rea-life conversations, or other places where its totally inappropriate. Its incredibly annoying, and sort of depressing, too. Please stop.
lolfmlfail 0
YDI for saying lol irl
aeiouxuoiea 0
most these comments are so foolish. really people, do none of you do anything as quirky as say "lol"? my friend does that, it's not too annoying plus if that was a legitimate reason I'm sure she should have at least told you not to do it again or something. who ends a relationship because someone says "lol"? of all the things...
coolplanes 0
well it IS annoying
Boy_Flow 0
ya bro, i don't blame her at all. thats f@#king annoying.
CyclonePsycho 1
*snigger* I guess that's deterring her from blathering all day, eh? Imho, interwebz speak stays on teh interwebz. What's the point of using acronyms instead of actually laughing?
ChocolateluvER97 0
true i mean lik who says that EVERY time they laugh? i think that yr ex did the right choice :)
Sekococo 0
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH, OR HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE OR MUHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH" is that so hard to do instead of lol? :D
liteupthestage 0
That's like one of the most annoying things you can possibly do sorry but you had it coming.
bdrodd 0
next time, laugh for real. tell jokes, make her laugh, it works great....depending what you say