Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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Top comments
FlickMyBean 0
You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.
ALQ_fml 13
Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.
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Comments (75)
ALQ_fml 13
Wow. That's really nice. If you want to break up - break up. No need to turn yourself into an asshole in the process.
Tokyo_Roman 0
Agreed
Soap0015 8
I totally agree. your a jerk for thinking that would even work.
FlickMyBean 0
You're just looking for drama, and your girlfriend has the best sense of humor. She's a keeper, but not for you.
l_Morgan 0
pretty much, you're probably one of the reasons girls hate guys most of the time. congrats.
applecake 0
I think I dated you...prick.
thisismyname_fml 1
Maybe end it with her like a man instead of being a loser with no balls.
BlueRiverAries 0
Lol, that's good. Personally, I think you should tell her straight out. It's alot easier.
chickenxtoes 0
asshole.
MukyDaCookie 0
Rick? You've been trying to end our relationship?! You spine-less coward! Why don't you just a grow a pair and just say it to my face? We are through! How does it feel to be dumped on Fmylife.com? Maybe you can write about it. Btw, I've been screwing your best friend Tom for a month now.
squigglyshark 0
go think of a more original joke
funkyxmonkey_fml 2
Ya that was sad lol
michellenKG 5
seeing as your from canada and hes in france, im guessing you're complete bs. aren't you hilarious.
Komatose 0
Why don't you cheat on her infront of a bunch of people she knows while you're at it? Not very original, but at least you'd be a little less of a pussy. Good luck finding someone better. It prolly won't happen.
Hannerrr 0
you deserve that one. grow some balls and tell the truth next time.