anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Ihatemylife
Ljubljana, Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
girly
Canton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
gummy bear
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Love language
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"
Newbie21 1
well is it? lol
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Comments (170)
Ninjaface 0
Well get off the computer and put that pizza in the oven already! How many times does she have to ask you!?
beatenbybrisk 0
What is all this talk about women having huge vaginas? I'm tiny, my boyfriend is... well, not, and it always returns to its normal size. FYL for the ego bust, but also FHL.
pinklover101 0
that's funny #6!!!!! lol ;)
KyleSays1 0
to all- hes aussie, not asian
Dancergirl7897 1
wow! maybe #27 or 26 or whatever number that person is! maybe he us Asian! GOD DUH!!!!
post_insanity1 0
no he just sucks off lots of asians
Loviga 0
haha small pennis!
canopy19 0
my first time my gf said the same thing to me. sorry man, it's the downside of having a small penis. come to think of it, i don't think there are any upsides.
KatherineAnne 7
Ur less likely to intimidate! Im not super tight or anything I mean I've been fingered but I'm terrified of actually having sex cuz my bf is huge. Like 9 in. :p
marycharles 0
oh my god #13 that the last line of ur comment just made my life! teeny peeny hehe
inssain 0
in the words of Borat, "her vagin is like a wizard's sleeve"
gamer_girl 0
GAHHH everyone here going "ooh, hes asian" PISS OFF i hate racist assumptions like this my guys asian and hes huge
timtam24 0
Settle down. BTW, South Park never lies.
Dancergirl16 0
lol fyl . ur obviously real small