Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat. Being in the moment we didn't notice the car moving. We DID notice the pole that stopped us though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML
Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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Top comments
FMLephant 2
You don't make love in the car, you **** in the car!
Jessi2487 0
need insurance? there's an app for that.
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Comments (93)
Jessi2487 0
need insurance? there's an app for that.
kwmfl 4
Stop saying there's an app for everything. We already know!
H8rSk8r 0
I hope that pole had insurance...
Jessi2487 0
12- i wanna make sure everyone knows! gosh!
blocparty 0
i know she probably had her hands full, but she could have just pulled the stick that stops the action too. <3
Schizomaniac 24
Silly number 13, poles cannot have insurance.
Mylees 0
#13funny,#1 yeah this app thing is getting annoying
Sanchez2021 0
What a square!!!
Raheem7 0
Getting Jessi to stfu with the "theres an app for that" stuff, I guess theres not an app for that.
bbyiitsCANDY 0
lol xD
missmurderx 8
hello, number one. I have the same necklace as you. twins?! :) :P
benny2465 0
13 nope ops gf will need more poles to afford that
Morpheus414 0
XD Rock the house. Luvin' must be good!
thecrazyasian 3
is there an app for u to MSG me ;)
DancinChikk 0
What isnt there an app for!??
littlemissdqgirl 8
wow, lol. Forget the parking brake?
paid2think 0
Lol or maybe they were both fat and moved it side to side :p
littlemissdqgirl 8
lol! sad! It could happen tho I'm sure. Yiks:/
thecrazyasian 3
if the pic is really you your rly pretty
kaitlinthecutie 0
1st?
brennboo 3
nope sorry better luck next time :)
rpvia 0
which "pole" did your girlfriend notice more
FMLephant 2
You don't make love in the car, you **** in the car!
blocparty 0
you got it wrong mate, guys **** in cars, women make love in cars.
cbr600_fml 0
20-you are wrong my friend everybody ***** in a car. you make love on a bed with candles and rose pedals all over the place.
fits138 0
that's what I was thinking! bahaha
destineydeon 0
I was thinking the same thing. and this sounds fake.
Taipan_fml 0
Making love depends more upon who you're with, not where you are.
SixDeuce 0
Thank you! Amen
neonsugarXx 0
32=win x3
molil_4810 0
YFDI!!! but that is hilarious !!
DLTsandwich 5
Your picture terrifies me...even without all the doodles on it, it would terrify me. *shivers*
Mylees 0
omg what did you do to Miley!!
Mylees 0
omg what did you do to Miley!!
molil_4810 0
;)
IAreStarfeesh 0
A wild Miley has appeared! Charizard, cast mountain! OH NOES! She made it move!!!
iheartowls 0
That'll be a fun one to explain to your insurance company. I'd be so embarrassed, and probably lie.
drizzt6895 0
did you keep going after you hit the pole?
831_salas 0
haha yes they were lyk "ehh, might as well"
stronghand0331 17
62- I see your spelling hasn't improved at all
DrainedOfSanity 4
Get a room.
dreamering 16
Was the car jerking off since it moved by itself?