anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Ihatemylife
Ljubljana, Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
girly
Canton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
gummy bear
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Love language
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"
Newbie21 1
well is it? lol
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Comments (170)
razz27 0
oh its trade up time cuz that pussy has been used and abused. you dont want to be with a girl that only gets pleasure when she is being fisted.
Hoogyme 0
yes, the newspaper is in, honey-lolz
peanut46 0
haha. that's funny(:
ninjasmurf 0
screw u 26.. asians dont have small dicks...
ETA_fml 0
Oh.. Sad. At my first time I said the exact same :/ And he got kind a sad.. But hey, we went out for 15 months! Practice, practice, practice (;
DBkkk 0
WTF u talking about? Asians do have small dicks
catferrer 0
#20 or both
iSwag 0
this is obviously the first time this has happened to you which means sex with her must be like throwing a hot dog in a hall way...put your gear on bro because you're going scuba diving
LilwayneisaG 0
YDI for having a lil wamp!
iSwag 0
this is obviously the first time this had happened to you which means sex with her is like throwing a hot dog in a hall way...put your gear on bro, looks like you're going scuba diving
Angi95 3
Or a tick tack in a whale's mouth a cigarette in a football stadium. You get the idea.