anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Ihatemylife
Ljubljana, Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
girly
Canton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
gummy bear
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Love language
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"
Newbie21 1
well is it? lol
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Comments (170)
sophhhhh 0
it's alright if she's super loose I guess...
giani73 0
ahaaa thats sad..ive had to ask the same question!!! you guys gotta know what youre doing!
Kelly_Kelly 0
Aw, :) Ydi for not having Viagra.
wappa 0
asians do have small dicks. I met some guy who was bragging about his 16cm, when hard, dick. this was in tokyo. also, is it not said that koreans have the smallest average in the world?
Tylerfmlll 0
maybe it was like throwing a bananna through a hallway so...yea
bkelly6969 0
maybe she was just playing wth you..
caffeinatedaspir 0
That's when you say "I was just thinking the same thing, I just thought it was your big cavernous ******"
post_insanity1 0
#87 is a genius
getback43 0
that sucks just stick it in again and see what happens man
Xxs0xfLyxDrzxX 5
lmao that sucks alot
dman1018 0
OP is probably asain