Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Love language
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
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Ilovelife07 0
shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"
Newbie21 1
well is it? lol
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Comments (170)
theelysium 0
...If you are small and your under 18. You can make your dick grow more by rubbing testicular cream on it at night before bed. it's said to make it bigger then it would be without the cream. Only works when your duck is still naturally growing in it's first stadges of growth.
davidhasmorefun 0
lol. @everyone saying he is Asian. and gamergirl is an idiot. because technically speaking. Asians do have some of the smallest size. not like us jamaicans.
KyleSays1 0
lol ur # 69 hHah
luciwooci 0
ok. dude. sometimes a girl can't feel it if it's either been stimulated too much or too little. it probably has nothing to do with the size of your penis. also, she may have meant "all the way in" we can't feel all of it. so, chill. but FYL for bitching about it on here. talk to her you asshole.
hickchikheather 0
wtff chicks dont get bigger from bein round the block or bein round and back so u can chill with that and i agree wirh that chick above me...the guy talkin bout the whole period thing is stupid as ever like u know nothin bout the feeling chicks have while they're on their periods. and sorry dude maybe she was just makin sure..or u have a confidence prob..shake it off ;p
theelysium 0
I know what I'm talking about. I've had several girlfriends who were like that, but not all of them. So maybe your not like that, but that doesn't mean others never are not because your not. You should ask your gbgyo if u don't belive me.
theelysium 0
Hey,
theelysium 0
Hey, 67 I was not bragging. Why don't you re-read what I wrote before trying to cut me down. I was mearly stating that I am normal size and I've had the same response. I was reinforcing that a statement like that from a girl doesn't mean your small. I also state what average is as well.... some people can read complete!
gormster 0
It's funny because Victorians have tiny cocks!
DanielleTheOne 3
im victorian... But im a woman lol.. also ive never heard of that shit in my life so if he lived madagascar would u say they have teeny peenys??
nunnie 0
I agree wit #6 lol
Tishawna_fml 0
hahah #6 :)