Love language

By gummy bear - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

andddddd? you asked her where she was she told you.

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LightningLadyy 0

Agree with #56. She was just being honest, and you should appreciate that!

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whoisthisgirl 4

honesty is key :)

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nixter5 18

hahahaha that's so true, good one!!!

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VaultDweller106 7

"My love, my bowels art making movements into the john down the hall. I beg of you not to visit as there is a great stench weeping from the movements. I shall need Febreeze to slay this mighty beast! We shall be together soon, I promise!"

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Pocahontas22_fml 0

Well you asked lol

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I've been called a troll for the first time ever! *Tear* I'm so happyyyy!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Are you perhaps buddies with the Fremont Troll?

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a_girl_i_know 0

its funny considering that you just posted a video about trolls! lol

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#55 If I lived in Seattle, I would be! #59 Hah! I know, right?

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Oh, I used to buddies with him. :P Then, he ate my VW Bug.

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mrbeastmode 0

#5 you remind me of my friend. she's really really pretty :)

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fthku 13

Oh wow, **** your life. Really, I'm surprised you can go on. Way to go, buddy! Your momma should proud.

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macskapingvin 0

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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sensboltsfan84 4

Actually, we're better at itthan most men. Not all of us, but some. Might want to think before opening your big mouth

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yetanotherginger 19

Nice to know you can speak for an entire gender. Omniscience must be really hard to live with though right? Do you have a source to back your claim, or do you prefer using vague words like 'most' and 'some'? How many is most, 51%? Or a great majority like 75%?

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Hidan_fml 0

WTF #10, I think it's the other way around.

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irokyoursox 6

no it depends on the person 88- he didn't open his mouth. he typed something.

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