Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Love language
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
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Ilovelife07 0
shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"
Newbie21 1
well is it? lol
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beccaxoxo88 0
hahahahahahahaha.
Igor_g5 0
Never heard that from any woman. Either you have a really tiny dick or your GF has been around the block a few too many times. My GF is over 50 and has had 3 kids. But she knows when it's in.
raiderscheer 0
haha . wow one of those comments really turned me on
SumKid_fml 0
Dude, try this awesome product. Its called extenze. Might want to add some Viagra, and some bean dip while you're at it.
ih8douches 0
It's just cuz you've banged her so many times with your huge **** that she is temporarily numb. Way to go, stud.
whosyodaddy 0
what it do tiny Tim haha
hotboy977 0
have her come to my place
dochoc_fml 0
if she asks again go straight to the butthole, she'll feel that!
theelysium 0
She could have said that for a few reasons. I can think of two. A. You have a small dick. Average is within 1/4 inch of 6 long 5 around. If your near that your not small....
theelysium 0
B. she could be close to her period. If a chick is close to the rag it can make her swell different and have a different sensativity. She might not feel you in cuz she can't feel! I had a chick ask me if I was in and I'm 6 1/2 long 5 around! So, I know I'm not small. after I was done ******* her she started her period. That's why she couldn't tell. Maybe that happened to you? or Maybe your dick is small?
sparkleprincess 0
no one wants to kno your dick size seriously your not bragging online if your simply average hunny now are you? why im really replying to your comment is because im a chick & never heard of that period story before. has anyone else ??? im always extra horny on my stupid period, that can b the best ****, its nasty but i think it must have something to do with wanting what u cant get, so i work a little harder..
caffeinatedaspir 0
I've had that problem, and I'm a chick. Just because it's like that for you, doesn't mean that you're the female standard. He was stating his size so you'd know that it wasn't just cause he's small, that some women really are just less sensitive near their period. I know I am. I'm more sensitive AFTER.