anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Ihatemylife
Ljubljana, Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Sdutent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
girly
Canton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
gummy bear
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Love language
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"
Newbie21 1
well is it? lol
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perdix 31
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Have fun while it lasts because she is not going to be your girlfriend much longer. You may consider taking up pedophilia. Maybe they won't be impressed by the enormity of your manhood, but at least they won't be frightened of it and may have enough respect for their elders not to laugh at it. Sorry about your teeny peeny, bro.
ipodhacker11208 0
hahaha
playnejayne 0
YDI for having a small penis.
Angi95 3
How is it his fault?
Nic_hole 0
hahaha #6
teamedwardftw 0
jajaja baby dick
duck2121 0
YDI for having a small penis.
iBramoh 0
you should have told her to tighting up her pussy so she can feel it
Rota 0
Definitely should have taken the opportunity to jam it up her ass and then ask if she feels it.
SubjectX 0
how does that happen? either you are a pencil, or she's a damn cavern.
onnielief 4
Wow you must either have a pencil sized dick or be really bad at sex either way FHL, not yours!
LemonStarship 5
This pisses me off cause it reminds me of how the condom broke on me and my gf about 30 min ago. I'm still kinda nervous.
gamer_girl 0
oh man! poor guy, you better get Plan B and fast!!
Angi95 3
Morning after pill.
hjanelle14 2
That's suckish
KatherineAnne 7
My biggest fear... The largest reason I'm still a virgin... :O