Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Love language
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"
Newbie21 1
well is it? lol
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Comments (170)
ERICA833 0
lol
vince1196 0
that's the worst thing you can ask a guy
iloveTheMiz 0
First! :D
osirisfrost 0
AH! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Hunts160 5
this a repeat
cabadass 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah
thesoccerking 0
IS IT???????
DisappearingRose 18
No big deal. She's probably used to the feeling of tampons.
lostlosers 4
hahahaha. what a moment ruiner
tristonien 0
Ham