Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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Goldenchest 14
So everyone's happy then? Yay~
KR12T3N 15
No love lost, no love found.
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Comments (68)
mffp 9
Well it's slightly more personal than a text!
SmuggletheBudgie 15
How so? Both seem the same to me.
tukies 28
It really depends on if it was a private message, or a wall post. Really I'm picturing a wall post where everyone can see it, and she's over there correcting his grammar in the comment section.
skyttlz 32
I agree they both seem the same. I would say a text is just a little more personal than a Facebook message.
softball_nerd_24 10
your inner Grammar Nazi can never be stopped
Goldenchest 14
So everyone's happy then? Yay~
thejewishfuhrer 17
The grammar gods are infuriated, but I guess no one takes them into consideration when breaking up via Facebook. How rude.
SThompson90 7
And so the people created the spell check to appease the grammar gods but when the people ignored there own creation the fury of the grammar gods grew even greater
nnnope 26
*their
SThompson90 7
I defy the grammar gods!
lfrider92 21
He must have been a keeper!
botanistjessica 24
Actually not, clearly.
lfrider92 21
Obviously #39.. Can't spell, and does it on Facebook like a punk
jazzy_123 20
keeper? if his spelling and grammar were that bad I can only imagine the things that come out of his mouth!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Well clearly he wasn't a....dictionary keeper! Sorry, I'll leave now...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or a bee-keeper!
jazzy_123 20
71, you should have left when you said you were... lol.
Ravenz_fml 10
That's just low of him, he looks like a fool!
KR12T3N 15
No love lost, no love found.
happyevil 10
Can't agree more you obviously didn't care about the relationship to protest the breakup so you guys must have run your course.
LiveLoveLacrosse 6
No Love- Eminem.
glowbaby 15
Wow, no education and a jerk. Be glad he's gone.
theawkwardlife 21
Spelling mistake = no education. Alright then.
Sports_guy3 28
so won speling mstak = no educashun? That mks no sensz.
Kiki242 19
Good. He is not worth the emotions nor the tears if he's low enough and cowardly enough to dump you on Facebook.
shellykjelly 26
Who says she is sad?
Kiki242 19
Coward enough.
Kiki242 19
I'm saying that it's good she isn't sad.
diaspora_fml 26
What sort of bizarro transference syndrome are you afflicted with? There were no emotions. OP was too punctiliously self absorbed to care about the message and deserves the alone time.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Grammar Nazi level: Epic!
ThatFancyPenn 18
Agreed. I would never date someone that had bad grammar/spelling. Just my OCD really.
JazNim17 18
I used to say that, too.
smilepatrol 7
At least we've figured out why the relationship went bad! It ain't easy being illiterate.
Ksweety_fml 27
He probably dump you because you a grammar nazi.
PenguinBitch 44
*you're a WE ARE OVER!
glabberfasted 16
Dumped* ... While we're at it...
Trym 7
There is more to grammar than you, your and you're. Dumped* Pluss I belive it might have been on purpose.
happyevil 10
47- Plus* Let's keep this going gys!
laden_swallow09 35
It's no wonder you're sore at us Grammar Nazis, 10.
_wicked_liar 2
*dumped
glowbaby 15
*believe