Today, I got fired from my job. Turns out, just because the new redheaded guy at work doesn't say anything about you calling them "Ed Sheeran" all the time doesn't mean he's not reporting it to management. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that no matter how friendly a coworker is to you, never vent to them about how the job "is a total shitjoint but pays good” and that the manager “sounds like Cyndi Lauper on crack.” Apparently a listening ear is also a running mouth. I was fired. FML
Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
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cuz803 46
Your FML name fills me with indignation for the fellow you kept heckling. You ******* deserve it. I'm glad he subtly got you fired. You repeatedly antagonized him so now you're getting what you deserve. Deal with it.
Chazzster 32
The workplace is not grade school or Jr High. If you treat it like it is you aren’t likely to last long there. Everyone has a job to do and no one enjoys being referred to by anything other than their actual name. OP, it is time to grow up.
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cuz803 46
Your FML name fills me with indignation for the fellow you kept heckling. You ******* deserve it. I'm glad he subtly got you fired. You repeatedly antagonized him so now you're getting what you deserve. Deal with it.
Chazzster 32
The workplace is not grade school or Jr High. If you treat it like it is you aren’t likely to last long there. Everyone has a job to do and no one enjoys being referred to by anything other than their actual name. OP, it is time to grow up.
Ubehage 32
You definitely deserved that. Have some respect for others.
Anderling 33
Filed under “consequences of your own actions”. Unless the person involved has laughed and/or enthusiastically expressed liking the nickname, assume that that’s a “no” and move on. If they did like it and want it to continue, they will tell you themselves at that point. See how easy it is to respect people and not run an already unfunny “joke” into the ground?
JasonThorn 23
Heck, calling anyone a name runs a risk these days. Just because you think it's funny doesn't mean they do. FA, FO.
RichardPencil 32
I guess he didn't really like it when you do like that. It did not make him shiver. At least not in a good way. Maybe you can sue him saying his complaint was a rip-off of one Marvin Gaye made years ago.
lgrave 8
Good.
CJMajor86 9
Was learning his name too hard for you? I mean, damn. I have memory issues but even I could have done that. This is work and you should have known better.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I would like to see Nick Offerman punch you in the face. Please and thank you.