Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Top comments
NothernNightmare 18
He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)
Bakarra 22
Crazy being the key word there... "Hey you wanna get married?LOLNOPEJKTTYL"
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Comments (92)
cb1002630 11
I think you should just reassure him that y'all are ready =) he obviously is crazy about you!
Bakarra 22
Crazy being the key word there... "Hey you wanna get married?LOLNOPEJKTTYL"
Nicholi124 10
Sounded like he expected her to say no so he got cold feet! Can't play with girls emotions like that
dwc2134 5
Sounds more like he panicked then he was playing with her emotions.
ajh557 22
Lol he was trying to Ted Mosby her (How I Met Your Mother)
Zeldafreak101 3
He is drunk from love.
Kpopluva 11
OR maybe maybe maybe he's actually drunk!
alan831 9
Nice name.
sux4u121 10
Or maybe he's not drunk, because you know, he wasn't...
NothernNightmare 18
He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)
HortonThelephant 15
Just a moment of blind panic to be sure OP. Talk it out with him when he returns. Try to alleviate his anxiety by explaining that marriage won't be so different from your current living status. Good luck you
ambitiousnygrl 17
I agree. It's probably just wet feet. Sure he didn't handle it great, but most people don't handle things well when they're anxious. When you feel the time is right, confront him GENTLY about this.
boarderlyne17 8
"Wet" feet... Everything I've ever known is a lie.
lalalanono 8
You don't want to marry him if he's not sure. It's a pretty sure sign of immaturity for him to propose without being certain.
VannahJane 17
Im pretty sure he just got really nervous. Being nervous doesnt mean he doest want to marry OP and its not a legible reason not to marry him.
boarderlyne17 8
Legible? As in, handwriting that can be read with little effort? I'm assuming you meant legitimate. But who knows, I'm wrong sometimes.
VannahJane 17
Yes i meant legitimate my bad
ironichalibut 24
13/30- So were all the glaring mistakes you made in grammar, for someone who's "book smart" you sure don't write or think like one.
boofgall 16
40- Haha, I thought I was the only one who noticed her sloppy posts!
fdupagain 11
I was going to stick up for 13/30 until I saw the pic with the toilet in the background. YDI
ironichalibut 24
Maybe you both should get drunk, to ease the tension, and while drunk take a bus to Vegas and get hitched, everyone's doing it!
Kpopluva 11
Yes, because that will solve EVERYTHING tomorrow
LovesSushi 25
At least he actually ASKED you. I's married, but he never actually asked me. He just said, so... you wanna go look at rings tomorrow? And that was that.
waffule365 16
That's terrible #7
LovesSushi 25
Wow, I need to also proof read my posts beforehand. *I'm married. And yeah, not very romantic... Especially since he was still in his gym clothes after a hard workout.
ajh557 22
You should just be quite now this is the most dislikes I've seen that fast...
VannahJane 17
I think your dislikes were faster
kat33_fml 7
It's ok. My parents proposal was: Dad: so are we getting married and your moving in with me or are we breaking up? Mom: I guess I'm moving Dad: ok go look at rings and pick what you want. At least your husband went with you. But hey they're still happily married 25 years later so I guess it worked for them.
Enslaved 38
After only 6 weeks of dating, my dad was like: "Why don't we get married so you don't have to worry about renewing your Visa?" ***Still married. :P
ironichalibut 24
27- You married your dad? How'd you slip that past INS?
Enslaved 38
. . . of *my parents* dating Oops! I guess I hit your pet peeve. Sorry. :P
ironichalibut 24
31- No, no peeves petted here, I just saw an opening for a joke and took it. ;) The way I read it, it was too obvious to let slip.
Enslaved 38
No, I got the joke. I'm the one that thumbed you up! (: Your cat sticking its tongue out is the icing on the cake.
LovesSushi 25
ajh557 - Not concerned about down votes, you can't win them all. But thanks for your concern there!
wlddog 14
Its always best to write and not worry about getting thumbed up or down. There is more to life then counting your thumbs. (I personally have two thumbs, but I still count them ever so often to be sure).
Bakarra 22
@29: That's a new one, INB4 Procreation
mattiscg 22
dam that is so wrong
cieloalicia 16
Why oh why would he propose if it's not what he wanted?? And what a lame excuse.
waffule365 16
That sucks sorry OP
Missy2612 11
hm.. it sounds like he was expecting a different answer. just talk through it. congratulations though... I think!
VannahJane 17
No im pretty sure he was so nervous that even though OP said yes he ran off because of nerves
boofgall 16
37- I'm pretty sure you start all your sentences with 'I'm pretty sure'.
Cupcake040 17
Im pretty sure her comment #21 doesn't. ;D