Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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mexicanmike 0
You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.
AlexZB 0
lucky kid
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Macthenyfe 0
Maybe you should reassess your career options, you cradle robber
well_this_sucks 0
how can she be teaching when she can't spell awkward..?
blargity 0
i agree with #60 and she isn't necessarily a **** #64 it could happen in real life too #67 she's only interning and not really teaching and she may have posted this when she was really tired or she doesn't care if she spell thing incorrectly and does know how to spell "awkward" and you're an judgmental assuming bastard
rjrudman 0
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You're going to a club with the same age group as someone (10+?) years younger than you? Fake. If not, you're a ****, because there wouldn't have been alcohol in a club where a junior was admitted.
drano 0
You're right. Fake. Fake IDentification. It's not a new concept or anything.
MsTs1 0
YDI for being such a **** and sucking everyone's dick at clubs u ****
miyon_fml 0
Not a FYL, Congrats - when I was 23 I hooked up with a 18 yr old. Damn that was good sex. And at 28 dated a 20 yr old, they can go on forever. And yes I'm a woman, so sure call me a ****. At least I enjoy live. Anyone that sees something wrong with this, don't matter to me. All I know is you, sadly, missed out on some pontentially great sex.
elchapin562 0
yea this ain't an FML, some dudes like me like older girls. my girl is 25 and i'm 17, no one cares
well_this_sucks 0
lol blargity chill out i was just saying, not assuming haha have a sense of humor
spamsdelicious 0
She has horrible, horrible grammar skills. I wouldn't want this woman anywhere near an educational facility unless it's the hooked on phonics center for cradle-robbing super tramps and she is there as a student.
Jack_4194 1
If you like sleeping with 18 year olds, fine great, but then teaching high school is the wrong career path.
newmanlyman3 8
atention all FMLers who cares about the ****
PillowMonster8 0
have you ever heard of lying & fake ID's ?? I happens all the time so she isn't really to blame so much ad the person checking ID's & the kid for lying
hurricanelea 1
It's called a fake ID.. The kid could've easily looked older
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
This one isn't about preferences it's about rape...
CambodianPenguin 15
Legally your a child predator now, and have to inform everyone in your neighborhood.
AlexZB 0
lucky kid
LewJH 0
Agreed. Haha.
01100110 0
yep
fmlfmlfml15 0
he was probably whispering "I tapped that" to his friends during class
ThatOneGuy11 0
Haha. My first thought was "this kid deserves a high five!"
DeathMaple 3
What a stud
fmlette_fml 0
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cradle robber ;) how could you not have seen the difference in your ages?
shenshen 0
she was probably drunk till stupid lol.
toink 0
There's also the posibility that the student is an older than average junior, like 18, 19 or more...
Idonebeenhad 17
Or he just looked older than he really was^
flyboy57 0
Scandalous!!
rodonz94 0
Well doesnt this sound kinda like Pretty Little Liars? Aria and ezra?
Unregistered 0
lmao wow a junior in high school can get into a club? is he a ******* 6 foot black guy with chin hair?
screwtaylor 0
Have you heard of fake ID's?
Ret_fml 0
Uh, no. I know tons of juniors that look old enough to get into clubs. They're mostly girls though: tons of makeup and skimpy outfits usually does the trick.
Ret_fml 0
Editted because this one I replied to the wrong post.
screwtaylor 0
And, fake IDs.
Unregistered 0
lmao i was saying how ******* ridiculous it sounded that a junior got into a club
fanstasia 5
Awkward!
FSBull 0
Best advice-don't accidently do it again and get glasses.
mexicanmike 0
You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.
Frolly_fml 0
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"Hooking up" is far from rape. Pff
Asavar 0
#26, I do not believe you understand what "Statutory rape" is. Please, look it up before making yourself look like a jackass.
x911emergencyy 0
Uhm, just so you know, if someone is 16 or older, they can have a partner up to 24 years of age. Juniors mostly start the year at 17, and people in their last years of college are usually 22.
Finnboghi 0
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Wrong and wrong. Under 18, you can only have sex with people within 2 years of you (3 in some places - never 7). And a junior in high school is between 13 and 16, depending where you live. OP has indeed committed statutory rape. But she's a woman, so she can't be charged with rape. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Intoxicunt 6
Um, I was (and tons of people are) 17 when they are juniors, at least for part of the junior year. THIRTEEN!? Really?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Where I am, if someone is 16 the oldest partner they can have is 20 so it really depends where you are from, could be rape, could not be rape. And I would really like to meet this 13 year old junior... I knew a 13 year old freshman but thats normal-ish
rwarlol 0
different states have different law. new york if you're 17 it's legal. some states if you're 16 you're not a minor anymore so it's ok. to me that's still young but i don't live there so whatever. for florida if he's 16 or 17 and you are 18-23 then it's legal.
jonny2x4 0
You can't rape the willing.
rwarlol 0
statutory rape doesn't cover just sex. getting on any base with a minor is illegal. like i said florida have 16 and over and under 23 so it's not illegal.
jdmchick 0
true.
spamsdelicious 0
college wiz kids: four foot tall monstrosities of intellect advanced far beyond their borderline pubescent outer shells
iheart655 0
Since when can you be 13 and a junior? I don't think so.
DareToDream7 0
Exactly, juniors are also known as grade 11's in canada and I'm going into grade 11 this year, all of my friends are 16, I'm 15 but that's because I skipped a year. Juniors aren't 18 or 19, nor are they 13 or 14. But nice try.
doodlepupp 6
You are not a junior at 13 idiot.
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Lol, when I first read this I thought it said she "hooked up with him in high school" meaning he's been failing school all these years and she's seeing him again while she's a senior in college. Anywaysss. Let's hope your internship doesn't require you to be around him too much. That would be quite the scandal if word got around that "the intern" hooked up with one of "the students."
rhcpfan 0
lmao, people u meet at clubs are hardly ever honest. maybe u shouldn't be so quick to jump into bed with someone u don't know. ...or...did u not have that talk about getting to know each other at all and it was like a one-night-stand thing? lol. i think you deserve it for being slutty, but at the same time FYL, too because you have to see him at school.