Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML
Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
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rhanana 0
Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/
smiller0789 3
Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.
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Comments (221)
lolomg69 0
lol what are the chances ;).
BREADEDELF 3
1 in who gives a ****?
EllieSquirtle 0
Hahah I so agree
adriane209 0
She could blow him for an "A".
Kaatyy 0
if he was cute why didn't you want to give it to him? lol
lailax3 0
woulda been evn more awkward if u gave him yr #
bloobelly 0
your gonna fail that class.
doorknoblover 3
lmfao. I agree
bigblue95 0
BIO BIO BIO!!!!!
tj79 3
91 and 139 I want you two as students in my class
MrSassypants 34
196- what if their guys/girls depends on the gender you are.
CaityCatastrophy 0
oh, sir, can I please have an A?
UnderTheMoon 0
That's a burn right there, OP.
rhanana 0
Idea for using a rejection number and not having the guts to just say how you feel to his face :/
katie72 6
OMG I LOVE YOUR PICTURE
smiller0789 3
Rejection hotlines should be reserved for creepers and douchebags, at least give decent guys that you just aren't interested in a wrong number and not a you-suck-at-life number.
EffinAhole 0
agreed
VoodooGypsy 2
Or just say they don't want to give their number. I have much more respect for somebody that isn't afraid to say what they feel or think.
bailes_o_hay 0
I agree just be honest, tell him your not interested. unless the guy just won't leave you alone, then by all means give him a rejection number
teentee401 37
I would agree with you, but (and maybe this isn't it in this case) some women are afraid to reject a guy because some of them react very badly (stalking, assault, murder, etc.). Sad but true.
unlucky_duck666 4
or or you can just tell them you don't like them.
ILoveGirls23 0
bitch
mrahhhhh 21
Oh, OP. You could have had a professor who gave you hands on experience and made human biology more fun, but no more.
yake12 0
You sir, are one of the worst commenters on FML!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Why did you give a cute guy a rejection hotline number? I fail to see your logic. If you were hesitant to give him your number because you didn't know him that well, you should have told him that.
Daerauko 0
lol that doesn't make all that much sense either. seems she'd never get to know him if she refuses to talk to him again.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#136 Are you saying that I overrate myself, or OP? I'm aware that looks aren't everything.
snizzlesnuzzle 0
OP is obviously a freshman and slightly retarded. you just blew your chances of fulfilling the college student fantasy. I'm deeply sorry.
PantherFang 2
The fact that he's a biology professor made it even better.
FFML_314 12
Shave off all of your hair and dress like a boy.
CreateZ 0
What if her boobs are huge? Cross-gender? Cancer perhaps?
541MedfazWcM 0
lol
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
I'm with NGMH. why reject a cute guy?
Asstazztic 8
Lmao