Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML
For what occasion
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally gave me a ring. Oh no, not an engagement ring. He gave me a ring "to apologize for sleeping with his married coworker." FML
The Hulk
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
What happened?
Today, after 5 and a half years, my boyfriend had spent months talking about proposing before the end of the year. He'd picked out a ring, told all his friends, and couldn't stop talking about our future. He then dumped me over the phone out of the blue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML
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rg350dx 29
"He went to Jar-eh who gives a shit."
Spark_Slicker 19
The words every girl wants to hear after being given a ring. *sigh* So romantic.
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rg350dx 29
"He went to Jar-eh who gives a shit."
caohm 18
with their prized rings called the zeros from the ***** to give collection.
LittleTrees 6
Men are like children. They're just brutally honest.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Mmmm in this case I would have been a little scared in his shoes, imagine you think it's just a nice gift for your girlfriend and she starts acting overjoyed. I'd hate for her to think it's a proposal or anything when it's not... I wouldn't know how to handle that situation either. Especially on the spot!
Hollzbananza 15
I guess I could understand where he's coming from, in a way... but just because someone gets overjoyed at a ring, it doesn't mean they're assuming it's more than it is. I'd be overjoyed by any form of ring from my boyfriend because of the thought :)
rameses1210 18
Men are not like children in that regard - women are simply too manipulative to tell each other the truth
Spark_Slicker 19
The words every girl wants to hear after being given a ring. *sigh* So romantic.
xSkittle 16
Every girl? Give me a ring + those words = i'll run
Spark_Slicker 19
There's this thing called sarcasm.
xSkittle 16
You did not succeed
Spark_Slicker 19
You should really stop commenting now...
JMichael 26
I think she succeeded perfectly. You're just an idiot.
xSkittle 16
Just because it was sarcastic, doesn't mean it shows. Especially online
Spark_Slicker 19
Well, about 11 other people seemed to have gotten it so I think I'll still manage to sleep at night even though you didn't.
xSkittle 16
Sigh
MelTheGreat 23
Want to hear romance? My ex once got me a spherical ice tray.
DocBastard 40
xSkittle - Her sarcasm came through loud and clear. There are only 3 possible reasons you didn't pick it up: 1) your BastardCo Sarcasmometer was off, 2) you don't own a BastardCo Sarcasmometer, or 3) you're an idiot. So which is it?
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
36- Myself and many other people understood her sarcasm. You must just be an idiot.
Soloman212 28
Aren't 2 and 3 mutually inclusive?
R3TROxLOV3 32
I'm going to go ahead and say that it's 3. It sounds like the most viable option of those given.
Misaki18 17
Eh I think my old boyfriend has you guys beat. My boyfriend of 2 years at the time got me a mouse pad and a card written on printer paper in pencil for our 2 year anniversary. *sigh*
Sports_guy3 28
2 and 3 Doc.
luckyone365 7
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it's really not that serious. He could have gotten you nothing.
Sports_guy3 28
It could've been an engagement ring. How is it not serious?
KushCrushin89 10
Yeah, but OP seems to think that because it's not an engagement ring that she was wronged. At least, that's what I gathered from the FML. Yeah, the bf could've let her know it wasn't one in a better way though.
luckyone365 7
The bitch could have received nothing but she's bitter because he doesn't want to wed her ass. Nowhere in the constitution does it says he has to wed her.
jsni2132 18
Well I guess that speech *puts on glasses* didn't have a nice ring to it
Ki11erC 18
That was terrible.
\ 28
And only a few weeks earlier, comments like #4's would've been swiftly buried. FML will never make sense.
ninad7 12
then throw it away...
zBLAKEz 23
What kind of ungrateful bitch throws away a ring her boyfriend got for her as a Christmas gift? She deserves to be dumped if she does that.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
5- "My boyfriend bought me this ring that's probably really expensive. He's not proposing though!! I'll just throw away his money." You're an idiot.
elcee1987 18
Dude if my bf messed with me like this, throwing it away would be the least of his worries.
KushCrushin89 10
Messed with you? How is the bf messing with her? Oh wait, you're one of "those girls" aren't you? You think that you are owed a proposal just because you have time in. Get a grip bitch, maybe the bf wanted to get a nice ring for her without implying he was ready for marriage.
IndicaPaincakes 28
Return it, then tell him "It didn't mean anything".
abhi95 31
Common.. It's still a Christmas present. Disappointment is acceptable but there's no reason to be ungrateful about it..
Nunaetsuko 13
What the.. that's a bit extreme, don't you think?
Nordrag 26
To be fair, a ring doesn't always mean proposal. And he probably just thought it made a sweet present.
abhi95 31
Finally..! Someone with sense! It's just a present! Besides if he actually got her a ring for Christmas and proposed with it too there'd be another FML saying OMG my boyfriend is so cheap he combined my Christmas present and my wedding ring! There's no end to the cribbing!
Palirose 22
#27.. If after 5 years of being together and he never gave her a ring before. She probably assumed he was proposing. A lot of people do get married or propose when they give their significant other a ring. That's usually what that kind of gift means. Now, I am not saying that means she can be ungrateful. It's just that a ring can be misleading and may be better as a gift only when there is an intention of marriage. She probably felt after 5 years that he was finally proposing. Also it was a little mean of her boyfriend to say that the ring doesn't mean anything. He could have instead said that the ring is a symbol of his love and the successful 5 years they have spent together and his appreciation of her. He could have even claimed it was a promise ring. Lol It's a FHL because he chose a poor choice of words and. YDI because she jumped to conclusions before he explained.
corporatescoundr 25
I have to agree with 7... I gave a ring as a gift to an ex once. And she took it as a promise ring even though I tried and tried to explain it was just a nice gift. I have expensive tastes and like nice things so, when I have the money to, I like to give nice (and more than likely expensive) gifts.
elcee1987 18
Lesson: just don't give a ring to a girl unless it means SOMETHING more.
buckeyed 20
73, for what it's worth, my skin used to be really sensitive to chains/most metal so if boyfriends suggested jewelry I'd say rings were best. I think that created the understanding though.
murdersquirrel 15
Hold on, isn't there typically a process to being proposed to? I was once engaged and it was much different than simply being given a gift. If a proposal consists of just being handed a ring box, that's a piss poor proposal...
mdwilde 7
After 5 years, you either need to $#@% or get off the pot. I will never understand people who need 10 years to handwring over whether the person they're acting like they're already married to (living together, sex, kids, split expenses) is "the one." Seriously, if you don't know after 5 years, there's your sign.
mage1414 14
He's gotcha there, but he could have said something before you opened it.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
Then he would have completely given it away. "Babe, before you open the next present, just know that I'm not proposing."
Keattles 14
A ring doesn't always mean something like a proposal or a promise ring, but it should still be a bit meaningful!
JtPv 14
Well, yeah I'm sure it means something. The bf obviously meant that it didn't mean a proposal. It's not like he meant it in a douche "yeah **** you" way.
mdwilde 7
if he's been with this woman for 5 years, he's got to know she wants a permanent commitment. It's just cruel (at best, thoughtless) to give someone in that kind of situation a ring if you don't have marriage intended.
zeldagirl77 7
Aww thats cute :) sorry its not and engagement ring but its still a ring!!