*scratches out "had on a date" and replaces it with "was on a date".* That's what they meant.

In that case it should be "were on a date", not "was on a date".

HAHAHAH first. you are aawesome cause you are canadian and in ontario second. that happened with my boyfriend... its okay i dont like my father very much i forgave him :)

Yeah I don't understand how that happened either.

Unless her dad was parked at the end of the driveway and he pulled in front of him to pick her up. Dunno why he would park his beamer at the end of the driveway though

The dad probably parked along the curb and the OP hit it while backing out of the driveway

What are these bad boys you speak of? You've just described my dad down to a T.

Here I am! I'll take a dump in his golf bag and you'll be mine forever!

What if he doesn't golf, but has a gamboling problem and a thing for women covered in sushi?

I'll pee in his wasabi and stick one of his cards in my bicycle spokes. That way, he'll think his women are incontinent and his gambling partners will beat him up for not playing with a full deck. You'll be so hot for me, I'll probably need to get a restraining order.

All that comes to mind is 'club me like a baby seal'. If you get that joke, I'll need to marry you, now.

Sorry, I don't get the "club me like a baby seal" reference. Google searching leads me to 3 Colours Red, The Rail Gun Ensemble and this FML. Anywho, I assumed you meant your dad had a "gambling" problem. If he does have a "gamboling" problem, I will come over and blow my nose on every one of the ribbons on his maypole. As he is cursing me each time he grips one of my loogeys, you will want to surgically attach yourself to me.

lol redbluegreen i got it, but it's sorta messed up :P

Ah, the joke actually came from when one my friends first heard the song Electric Feel by MGMT. She didn't hear the lyrics quite right, so instead of "Ooh girl, shock me like an electric eel," she heard "Ooh girl, club you like a baby seal," thus, becoming the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I coulda had your hand in matrimony if I knew of your friend's mondegreen. That's a long shot. One of the favorite phrases I have ever heard was from an FML a while back. Some guy said he was going to "beat his junk like it owed him money." I giggle every time I think of that phrase -- I can't wait to use it in real life.

I always hope there's someone out there that can read my mind. I really had hoped. Haha, I joke. I know no one knows it unless I tell them it first. But there's got to be someone else out there who mishears lyrics and comes up with obscene and offensive ones in its place. And my phrase can move over, because that one just became the funniest little gem ever. Reminds me of 'Baby, I Got Your Money', only the Say Anything version, because it's Max Bemis.

You absolute imbecile. He lives in Ontario, which in case you didn't know, is in Canada. Also, what's so bad about being an English? I'm English and I don't **** my mother, partly because that would be necrophilia and partly because it would be completely disgusting. I see you haven't added any details about yourself on your profile. Ashamed about your home?

COMMENT PWNAGE! Do you live in England?

when he said "english mother ******" i think he was meaning to say "learn english, mother ******" because the OP had a typo. You can learn more about this by reading the first several comments......Maybe slow down and look at the big picture before getting all pissed off next time.....I duno I could be wrong.