Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I adopted a stray cat that kept showing up at my door. Turns out, it belongs to my neighbours. It wasn’t lost; it just doesn’t like living with them. Now, they want it back. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
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mewzik 0
Ouch, that sucks I would definitely get others involved to get your dog back But how did your neighbors not even know that it was your dog?
ForestFire0 1
That's why you have those chips implanted. To fight back against scumbags like these. What a pair of grade-A assholes.
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mewzik 0
Ouch, that sucks I would definitely get others involved to get your dog back But how did your neighbors not even know that it was your dog?
tobyraza 0
Actually, I wouldn't blame them. To them, it would look like a guy trying to get a free pet, although that's not what it really is.
redsox4021 0
complete aholes kick the shit out of those rat bastards
sskarma23 9
126- that's a completely idiotic theory. Hopefully the OP got his dog back.
cwl727 33
To the guy it looks like his neighbors are trying to get a free pet.
bcmg44 0
Steal their other pet.
greenman_fml 0
destroy the neighbors and take your dog back. a dog is something too valuable to give up so easily
joanjett 0
burn down the house and mutilate the people then burn the evidence. then take your dog
effyourlife_ 0
don't you have papers... or something? evidence? that it's your dog?
ForestFire0 1
That's why you have those chips implanted. To fight back against scumbags like these. What a pair of grade-A assholes.
musicloverr 0
steal their cat. or like make a petition and get people to sign it saying you should have your dog back. or like, send them hate mail every day. losers.
est91 1
doesn't your dog have a name tag? Or can't you call it by it's name and have it run to you? Sucks for you tho. Your neighbors won't give your dog back. LOL.
itsme88 0
You have no proof that the dog is yours? None at all? My vet takes pics of the dogs and it's on all their paperwork. No tags? I'd be calling the police. But, that's just me.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
wow that ****** sucks!!!! what dickheads lol theres an ad for "Lost Your Pet?" right next to this on my screen lol
catatonicsleep 17
Steal it back, they won't have anything to say it belongs to them so you won't have to give it back, as long as you have proof it's yours