Today, I worked from 8 to 7 without a break and I'm still not done with my assignment. Meanwhile, my coworker crafted a piece of paper looking like a watermelon slice and posted a picture of herself seemingly taking a bite out of it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich in one hand while typing with the other, trying to keep up with my work load, while my coworker took a nap. We're supposed to be doing the same job, but he refuses to learn most of the software. The boss is fine with this. FML
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, in an attempt to eat healthier snacks, I took an apple to work. I ate it after lunch. Now my teeth are full of bits of apple and I can't focus on my work because it's distracting. Three hours until I can get home and floss. FML
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
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gosh_mate 30
Don't compare yourself to others. If your coworker actually never works it will eventually show.
cocacola999 27
Maybe co-worker worked extra hard the previous day and finished everything she had to do? Just because someone is having a slow day doesn't mean all their days are like that.
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Comments (16)
alexkep23 10
She better get it together if she ever wants to get a promotion andor better job
cocacola999 27
Maybe co-worker worked extra hard the previous day and finished everything she had to do? Just because someone is having a slow day doesn't mean all their days are like that.
helveeta 11
Cry me a river, sounds like you need a life.
TheNoNameGuy 20
what could the assignment be? This is really funny
gosh_mate 30
Don't compare yourself to others. If your coworker actually never works it will eventually show.
NoahK2003 16
Don't worry about it. Your coworker isn't working hard and you are. It may not seem like it now but your work and her lack of work will pay off in the end.
TheNewGuy03 29
What is this assignment that you've toiled so long on?!
pjsr 33
If you ever get a break, use it to craft a paper knife and take a picture of yourself poised with said knife over said coworker's head
buckdharma 38
See op, you're just the company workhorse, a asset, but expendable. She is a innovator working to solve world hunger.
OnAMission 5
Sounds like your efforts weren't as fruitful as your co-worker's.