Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!
Welshite 40
That was a really emotional movie, and tears do not emasculate a person.
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Comments (167)
citlali06 14
What a bitch!
SWC_Penguin 17
Dude. When they almost die? No, you're supposed to cry later, when Andy drives away. Or, if you're a patent, you cry near the start when Andy's mom quietly stares at his room. Or... Ok, there's a lot of these. That was a pretty intense cartoon.
lux0rd 18
Learning Bo Peep who had always been my favourite had died at the beginning really got to me.
kingkevin2001 9
Don't be worried! My father who is a 6'6" ,350 lb., black man cried at the end of Monsters Inc. Most guys are scared to show feelings! People like you are few in numbers.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Is she 12?
matticus27 14
bro I grew up with toy story. went to see ts3 at midnight and I cried and I don't consider myself girly. so that sucks
Eevee11 6
she didn't had a childhood. stay awesome
txguitarslinger 7
YDI. Simple as that.
HSArchon 9
People deserve to vent their feelings. I take it you're one of those cold-hearted demons, like OP's ex-GF?
nerdy_girl 4
I bet she didnt even cry in the first 5 mins of "Up" ither disney/pixar makes some seriously sad movies
furubafan74 18
You deserve so much better. So in a way, this is a good thing, because now you're single and can find a woman who deserves you. :)
ohcheriecherie 20
7, I thought everyone cried during toy story.