Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after we watched Titanic for the first time together. Why? Two reasons. Because I cried, and apparently men aren't allowed to be emotional, and because she asked me if I would save her or a boat of women and children first. Neither answer was correct. FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
That's horrible she must have no heart at all! I bawl my eyes out everytime I watch that movie! That part is so sad :(
SneakyDeath 15
Wilson!!
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SneakyDeath 15
Wilson!!
iSitt 0
then she left you for dr spaulding
jdub28 0
I agree with her. Man up!!
bettadenne1 0
screw her tht crap was sad tell her shes a biotch and has no soul Op fyl
FYLDeep 26
She just doesn't understand what it's like for a guy to lose one of his balls.
im2good25 0
wow I was going to see that movie tonight. thanks for ruining it.
bettadenne1 0
if u live in the US ud be up for 3 more hours so i doubt ud watch it considering its 2 where im at so u either have no life or insomnia
Thatguywhotrolls 0
I cried too.
im2good25 0
@ 24 I'm on a bad sleeping sched..... sleep at 4am, wake up at 1
479 0
should have given her a hard ***** and ask her "who's the man?"
ImaginaryFoe 1
LMAO @ #17! It might be hard for a man to lose a ball but to watch a man lose a ball in a movie? Not that tough. I thought that scene was funny. If man up isn't doing it for you, woman up.
bobmandude 0
NOOOOOO! Not Wilson! snif snif
TrekkieGirl 0
OP, I agree with your girlfriend. I'm all for a guy being sensitive and showing a little emotion, but tearing up over anything in 'Cast Away', isn't the right time to show it.
GeorgeBoosh 0
The OP is a ******* pussy!
SickSickSick7511 0
The movie came out in year 2000. Anyone who hasn't seen by now, and is planning to see it, has no reason to complain about spoliers.
mshafty 0
So the OP has some weird volley ball fetish? kinky!!
8trickster8 0
OP should have told her to 'woman up' and get back in the kitchen.
tweetbaby14 18
WILSOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!! wait that's the movie with te dude and the coconut right?
tweetbaby14 18
*the my bad
drewm2010 0
So, did you man up?
vrock 0
dude I cried too
nina2010 0
Totally agree 68!
Wargen 8
WIIILSOON!!!!!!!
Becca_Blaise 0
I watched that movie with my girlfriends one night in my dorm and I cried like a baby for the rest of the movie at that part
Becca_Blaise 0
awww yeee I got 100 ^^^^^^
buckfasthero 0
I thought it was the funniest part of any movie I've ever watched. Was literally on the floor laughing. I thought it was supposed to be funny. It's a ******* volleyball ffs.
MagnoliaFrog 0
get a job
defsdgdh 4
28 FTW
mponce12 0
boobs
tweetbaby14 18
hey 102 in 2000 I was in kidnergarten do you really think I wouldve seen this movie. no. I've seen the cartoon spoofish versions and one had a coconut which I confused with a volleyball ok. I advise you just shut up now
chrisparty 0
it's spalding ass hole!! lol I'm bored
AA357 0
Damn, that shit was whackkkkkk. The only movie I ever cried over.
AA357 0
Oh yeah, and tell her to get back into the ******* kitchen and make you a nice sandwich.
zeeindahouse 0
tell me about it
ChibiGirl5 0
at 102 wtf that was his only friend for like 4 years if you were stuck on an island for 4 years I bet you'd cry too.
thatsgonnaleavea 0
wiiiiiiilsooooon!
mama2b3 20
That's horrible she must have no heart at all! I bawl my eyes out everytime I watch that movie! That part is so sad :(
kniickles 0
agreed. I ******* loved Wilson D:. your girlfriends a heartless bitch.
Luckster 0
Gotta love how mean people are to those who are touched by dramatic parts of a film.
Roflmaaark 0
Man up son !
madskillz3088 0
No Wilson!!!! it's ok there are plenty more Wilsons at ur nearest sports store ;) it'll cheer you up.. :)
ifinishlast 0
I have nothing against guys who cry but maybe you're too sensitive. fyl I guess. how about next time pick a comedy? can't go wrong with that unless you're dating a girl who doesn't like to laugh.
thatssomeBS 9
A volleyball can die?
anela_fml 0
sure didn't you know
yourlifesfucked 0
watch the damn movie! its a classic, only its not really that old so...
purplemnm 9
he doesn't "die"...he floats away...it's sad, it'll make you cry no matter how many times you watch it.
machismo88 0
ur a b*tch bro its a fukin volleyball.
srunano 4
A volleyball shouldn't have a surprised look on it's face either