Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, so far, 3 of my employees have requested tomorrow off because of "emotional damage" due to Toys 'R' Us closing. FML
Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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mikejunior88 4
throw them in the trash. don't worry, they will escape and find a new kid.
theunwiseone 4
that's not stupid at all.....just very sad
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theunwiseone 4
that's not stupid at all.....just very sad
pimpcakes2 11
Hopefully you learn to grow up and make grown up decisions. Take the toys to goodwill.
ovechkinisbeast 9
I would feel the same way.. for ***** sake you can't do that to buzz
brianjman14 23
....Grow up, OP...
JojoChuo 8
Lol! Op my friends just like that! except he's going into teaching lil kids so i guess it's an exception for him to keep then x)
blackarrow_fml 7
i feel exactly the same. when i have kids, i will make sure they never watch toy story, so they can throw out their toys without feeling bad. im twenty and i cant throw out toys either :(
EvilPotato 15
this is Justin Bieber's account.
cornedbeef2016 5
78 u are a hypocrite, just look at his profile picture. GROW UP!!!!
Maybelline008 10
Just take the toys home.
Tysonator 0
Rap is the best music genre?? hahaha, grow up, Brian.
katieebug 0
Donate them to goodwill or childrens' hospitals! :) You should know that's the solution after watching Toy Story 3 lol.
supertacowaffle 41
awww
thisisLAUREN 0
151 LOL I laughed! I think people who mix rap and metal are just trying to be posers :
boomsl4ng 11
totally agree!!
nalia18 8
i cant thow away my toys. barbies are my only exception but techniclly using barbies for target practice really isnt throwing them away ;)
fl0ffy 0
true dat don't throw them away just take them home with u it's smart no one said u can't.
FYL_KiD 0
rap da shyt wat u hear ? jb
bgo7 0
that's a L E G I T reason! rep that toy story priddeeee
Clover2009 0
#78... The hell is wrong with your neck?
fl0ffy 0
he is clumped up so it looks weird and I didnt under stand 1 thing 185 said
steph87_fml 0
you look funny I think it's the way your head is tilted in your picture.
flooger101 6
165 it's not them being a poser but starting something THEY like it's called being original and different. Get it right. U shouldn't be so judgmental!
Daerauko 0
I have to agree with your name
makenna2011 6
wow you're a jerk
adamo_erebus 26
wow, you're pressed
Anton317 4
He's not even stupid jerk face. You are the stupid one
jess2gd4u 0
he's just stating the obvious. even op knows she's stupid.
jess2gd4u 0
*she's
3Chris28 0
Isn't that the title?
skaterpaige 3
....-_-?
iluvhobos 5
I agree as well, OP's a dumbass
PRiMARELYiNSANE 0
hahahaha i gotta give you props though. ^_^
makenna2011 6
omg I would do that lol
marinus_fml 20
That's why you're a stupid butch with red hair. I also meant bitch.
NitroTonicsFML 4
^ Winning.
ovechkinisbeast 9
we don't "lol" we "hahahah". ok?
KristinaKreme 0
That wasnt so nice.
flickyourbic1223 7
Tell her how you really feel, no need to sugar coat it. :p
Anton317 4
32. That wasn't funny.
flickyourbic1223 7
Kristina I havent seen any comment from Marinus that you HAVEN'T replied to. Obsessive much?
MalaInsane_11 0
same here... : (
cldean24 4
Get that sand out of your ******, Marinus.
mazzera_fml 7
lol 32
leeshxx 3
marinus what's up with that man :/
lerouxmaster 7
81 South Park reference FTW
NineFishMffns_fml 0
Why don't you turn around in your picture marinus that way everyone can see what an ugly **** you are?
weetbixkid 1
Marinus is just telling it how it is.
marinus_fml 20
ok fish face I'll turn around.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Oh give me a ******* break 86. Just the other day you ragged on another poster's appearance.
mikejunior88 4
throw them in the trash. don't worry, they will escape and find a new kid.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Lmfao!
jazbeth94 0
hahaha
raven02 0
hilarious ur a genius
hockeyrocks39 0
That was so damn funny! You made my day, you are genius!
Killah_Jay 0
lol Good one.
higgy6969 7
....find a new "man" you mean. either way funny stuff
doughd00d 1
LOL
Bi_Winning_Bro 0
That is a perfectly good reason to cry. nothing wrong with that.
johnnybagodonuts 2
yea if you're bipolar
OhSoBueno 0
he only says that's a reasonable reason to cry cuz his ass is charlie sheen
tomatotori 0
glee rocks how can u have that pic
afdude87 6
that sign rocks.
LunaNstars 0
you're a child at heart. endure it.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
*embrace it :)
TheCountess 4
Why not donate them instead? They'll receive "loving homes", they'll make some underprivileged children happy, your conscience will be more than clear, and the donation might even yield a tax deduction for you or the daycare you work for. It's a favorable situation for all parties involved.
misfitSuperStar 0
Agreed. Donate them. Womens shelters need toys all the time.
kingtz 6
I concur. Unless they're absolutely soiled or broken beyond repair, just donate them.
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, I like how you pointed out the tax deduction in all that, being that is a crucial point on that subject in all......
cldean24 4
74, she probably pointed it out because a lot of people won't do a good deed unless they get something in return.
xtacticalswarmx 0
Countess...you look evil. But in a good way! xD
lifes_a_b1tch 7
Have you seen Toy Story 3? Donation is almost as bad as the dump! I haven't thrown away a toy since the first movie, lol. We all have our little quirks.
starwind3438 9
93-That's not the point here.
Mr_Darkside 5
i agree! give them to a friend of yours who has a child! that's kinda what happened at the end of the movie and they were happy! :) if it makes u feel better I went to see it with my 5 year old cousin and I was the one crying xD
BayBeezy 0
46- I want your puppy :) and don't donate, they'd be better off in the trash..do you know how fun it is!?? donation might take them to an evil preschool ...give them to your neighbor so they can always come visit!
people_annoy_me 23
Good idea
mariazzz 5
awwww... donate them cause if you don't they might come back to haunt you!
persianjr1 7
*starts dramatic music in background*
RinnieRiot 9
I can't throw out my stuffies either.
TheSithAssassin 15
Really......