Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!
Welshite 40
That was a really emotional movie, and tears do not emasculate a person.
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Comments (167)
JD1147 27
:(
countrygirl109 11
My 24 year old brother threw a temper tantrum when they almost died saying that it should be rated PG-13 for the amount of violence. Trust me, you're fine.
DuQuette0512 3
In which way did you "embarrass" her? She honestly doesn't want a man that isn't afraid to shed some tears. Don't worry though you'll find someone who will love you no matter what :)
s7evin 12
SuperMew, marry me!!
owillis 5
What a bitch.
cypherwars 15
doc, your comment always crack me up :D
FelixJC 14
Your ex girlfriend is just insensitive. I teared up at the end and it's because I've literally grown up with these characters. It's fine. Be happy you're done with her.
SuperMew 22
Sorry, you'll have to get in line 7, my current boyfriend might be upset if I married someone else before him. I'll let you know if we ever divorce.
SuperMew 22
I hope you find someone who deserves you. She sounds like she was looking for any excuse and is too immature to be with someone mature enough to share their feelings.
s7evin 12
Sounds like a plan, SuperMew! ;-) lol