Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
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FFML_314 12
I would like to know what your guys choices were? If she said Toy Story and you disagreed, you deserve it!
Koot_fml 0
the correct answer is The Incredibles.
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Comments (116)
elat4lolz 0
WOW. Grow the **** UP.
iTaylor 0
wow you guys are losers :P
far_east 6
wow u guys both mustve had a rlly horrible day. thats a pretty good topic to have an intense fight about tho
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
what was she doin out of the kitchen?
Jonkbaby 23
ydi for letting it get to that point, but maybe you guys just simply aren't meant to be
legonut4 0
now your playing with toys
unfortunate_13 5
next time, just agree with her, read her a bedtime story and put her to bed. or just stop dating toddlers.
allenrotstein 0
12, your photo is sooo disturbing... wtf?
mona_is_here 10
Congrats, you just won 'The Most Immature Couple Ever' contest.
XxalagaesiaxX 0
toy story!!!!! easy
SarahBearXoX 0
Definately not a 'lol' situation. I am worried if you two were thinking about kids. Very worried indeed.
phara_fml 0
Best one's Wall-E, but the prettiest one's NEMO! :)
iluvcucumbers 0
Um..what is this doing in the intimacy section??
far_east 6
GOOGLE THAT SHIT OP
sexyscooter 0
dont you get it, its not about if she won/lost the argument that she is pisted about. she is pissed that your an asshole enough to actualy argue about somthin soo stupid , i have soo much more to say but imma just gunna end this with a YDI
RokstaRx88 0
females aren't reasonable just learn to respond to all statements made by vag carriers with yes love or no love sometimes a sure thing love mixed in keeps them on their toes and make it seem like u are listening
ButterflyLadyBug 14
that's easy! up and wall-e! duh.
iSitt 0
that was such a silly argument to have when then answer is obviously wall-e
beccapurple 0
f*ck you a$$hole
zackk5 0
Is this going to make for awkward times on the playground now?
AbsoluteTurtle 0
LOL i found out that this was my friends FML. this guy is strange but he is funny. he also told me its true.
12596 0
how can you two not agree on Toy Story
CrazyDutch 0
you forgot to mention arogant ;-)
Cierra657 0
Best one is Toy Story 3 of all time is nemo
feven 32
why so many thumbs down?
RabiedRooster 0
your mature
Bees_fml 0
His mature what?
Cappiej 18
You're*
FFML_314 12
I would like to know what your guys choices were? If she said Toy Story and you disagreed, you deserve it!
Jimothy_FTW 0
Toy Story!
kimshoo 0
where's the love for wall-e?!
shaneac 0
Kimshoo has a good point, wall-e is pretty good too. And Finding Nemo, and Up.
mona_is_here 10
I've never seen Wall-E or Toy Story. So I can never argue on the best PIXAR movie. See, OP? Sometimes the less you know, the better. :D
RandomDudeOrRD 0
are you human?! who has not seen Toy Story?!
mona_is_here 10
61, I also haven't seen Monsters Inc., Up and what else is left there? I must be an alien indeed :P
LOLatU87 0
WTF Shrek FTW
LOLatU87 0
is that even PIXAR?
dummydory 4
I love Finding Nemo but Toy Story and UP are awesome movies too :)
green_eyes124 0
monsters Inc is the best ever!!! I didn't think I would like it so I didn't watch it for ever but I loved it when I finally watched it! : )
FFML_314 12
I would like to say that, Men in Black is the best Pixar movie.
DaveP 0
COME ONE #89 everyone knows shrek is dreamworks and I pick toy story 3 on the fact it reminded me of the first to and when I was young AND was the best story to a 3rd movie i've seen
dudeitsdanny 10
#5 wins. I thought the exact same thing, though I would have accepted any of the 3. Wall-E sucks. I fell asleep to it. Up is pretty good, as is Monsters Inc, but Toy Story has been my favorite movie since it came out. I'm excited for Monsters Inc. 2, even if, as my girlfriend says, I'll be a grown man in law school when it comes out(jokingly, of course, she wants to see it, too).
hhhiii 0
lmao Yesica?
hhhiii 0
it's gonna be out pretty soon though it won't take more than 5 years? boo is in toy story 3 ^-^
shananigans 0
I think these are all of them, in case anyone forgot... Toy Story 1, 2, and 3 Monster's Inc. Up Wall-E Ratatouille Cars The Incredibles Despicable Me
shananigans 0
crap! I forgot Finding Nemo A Bug's Life
dudeitsdanny 10
Hhhiii- It's a rumor. Possibly true, but not a fact. And it'll be out(supposedly) in 2013, so... I'll be 23 =D and hopefully not cynical enough to lose the excitement.
awkwardepicfail 0
hey. pixar is serious shit. hahaha
picabo889 11
AGREE
arkashadow 0
...you are.. how the **** havent you seen Toy Story
crashsapphire93 4
lovecraft93 0
Toy Story wins hands down. Then The Incredibles, A Bug's Life, Cars, Monsters Inc. then Ratatouille. I haven't seen Up or Wall-E.
lovecraft93 0
Toy Story wins hands down. Then The Incredibles, A Bug's Life, Cars, Monsters Inc. then Ratatouille. I haven't seen Up or Wall-E.
lovecraft93 0
Toy Story wins hands down. Then The Incredibles, A Bug's Life, Cars, Monsters Inc. then Ratatouille. I haven't seen Up or Wall-E.
lovecraft93 0
Toy Story wins hands down. Then The Incredibles, A Bug's Life, Cars, Monsters Inc. then Ratatouille. I haven't seen Up or Wall-E.
jonmansheppard 9
just keep swimmin, just keep swimmin
TaylorToxic 2
Shrek isn't PIXAR
Yousuck24 21
130: Despicable Me ain't Pixar...
NeonPopRocks 14
89- No, Shrek is DreamWorks, but yes, its still pretty amazing
A_Khalifa 0
lol is this dude saying the argument was like the best movie ever?... douche has never watched **** !
RedPillSucks 33
PIXAR makes ****?
yuop77 0
ya buzz and jessie go at it hard ;)
rofflewaffle 9
It's Toy Story. Up is a close second, followed by Wall-E.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
ur gay
moonflame115 0
so true
camster8393 1
that's really hard to argue with... I'd say you got it spot on!
camster8393 1
I was talking about the movie picks... not the gay comment
pancake_mixx 9
That's... That's just sad :p
Sun_Kissed18 25
It seems she is very passionate about this. Seeing as its a trivial subject, just agree with her and get out of the doghouse
CAbullet_Caitlin 0
hahaaa
jcknights93 0
Yer ; Shes a bitch :L
Ashleexx 0
I'm frm Sydney , yeaahh boii (: haha heey anyway
radhi16 0
wow. you should've just shuttup and gone with whatever movie she chose, OP.