Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!
Welshite 40
That was a really emotional movie, and tears do not emasculate a person.
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Comments (167)
RedPillSucks 33
Just tell her your sniffling, teary eyes and runny nose was from the "man cold". She'll forgive you.
Devul143 12
**** her.... you're the guy most girls want... you'll find one that'll cry with you.. :)
Axel5238 29
As someone said crying a little is one thing, but if the OP was outright bawling yeah that would be embarrassing. There is a difference between showing emotion and going overboard. A lot of this really depends on OP's reaction.
DASboot1983 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
did you run to mommy after she broke up with you.....YDI YDI YDI
dogpup4 23
How does OP deserve it? He can't really control what he finds upsetting.
HSArchon 9
Obvious troll is obvious.
ironmany_fml 23
there is no such thing as being too manly to cry, it takes guts to open up and cry in front of someone too.
HKCgrimmjow 15
#19, you are definitely losing the war here, you might as well pack it up brother. I'd say don't worry you can weep for your loss but we all know you wouldn't anyways!
Enslaved 38
Wow. Breaking up seems extreme but I can relate. Not everyone responds to a movie the same way. I remember watching "A Walk to Remember" with my BF and will admit I freaked out at the way he bawled and turned into a pile of mush while I only shed a tear or two. It was then that I learnt and understood his estranged relationship with his father while I was only able to relate to the main characters.
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
I was hoping that was how the movie and series would end, instead they're thrust back into the cycle of slowly losing friends
foxy_grampa 19
I was gonna say, I thought girls like when guys are sensitive.
mattjamt 16
#31, I don't know why you say that. I grew up with Toy Story, and I love it. And, #55, unlike a lot of people I don't give up my views just because people disagree with it. Its not worth trying to peer pressure me into changing, so you might as well stop.