Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!
Welshite 40
That was a really emotional movie, and tears do not emasculate a person.
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Comments (167)
jemma2212 3
Ha funny
TheCanucklehead 22
Guys. If just like to take a moment to thank Doc. He prevented Matt from voicing his opinion more and that's is really appreciated. Thanks bastard. :)
jazzy_123 20
1, seriously! My boyfriend just called me and told me he's watching Toy Story; he was so excited. When we saw the third one he cried. It was so sweet to see him cry haha.
pandaorwhatever 5
Wow thanks for the spoiler on that 3 year old movie.
misspaperwait 4
I cried too, like a lot lol
Maycontainnuts 17
Did you cry over that as well? Or did you stare her dead in the eyes and tell her it hurt more when they jumped?
Kuro_Kamen 12
That part where they almost die isn't even a tear jerker. So I totally don't get why anyone cried during that part. So I partially gets her wanting to breakup, but over because you cried at that, would've made more sense to make fun of you and not break up.
emisara93 18
My husband is a pretty sensitive guy, but I've never minded it. There's been movies where both of us bawled out eyes out.
EvilLittleMan 23
This can go two ways. It's a shame that OP's girlfriend (Bitch) is so insensitive to his emotions but then it appears there were a few toys missing from the movie. A set of balls.
DanniMaria 2
how awful! There's nothing wrong with a guy crying in any movie, especially when it is toy story. You come to love those toys after two movies. If anything, this guy has a set of balls for crying and showing his feelings.