Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!
Welshite 40
That was a really emotional movie, and tears do not emasculate a person.
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mattjamt 16
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There's no problem with people JUST being plain emotional. The problem is when they reach the point of having feelings for animated toys. And #11, I went to see that with a load of friends from my team, and our dates. I didn't see any guys crying there.
WhisperSoflty 20
Who didn't cry during Toy Story 3? I know I was a mess by the time the credits rolled. Your ex sounds pretty cold.
onlychildFTW 34
I didn't cry during it...
Tymaster5 22
I didn't cry but I was worried at that part.
zRatio 6
Heartless bitch
cyttex 13
And judgmental.
iknowiwantyou 13
actually it's the both of you who are being extremely judgemental.
Welshite 40
You missed the point. I have fond memories of my childhood toys, and if I wept a little at Toy Story 3, that's fine. My manly-man dad has cried at movies where I've remained stone-faced. Everything tugs at the heart strings of people differently.
chuka81 27
If you cried after toy story, what did you do after watching Titanic? Enter a period of depression perhaps? I hope she at least gave you a paper towel before ceasing to toy around with your life.
Nordrag 26
pfft. titanic was no where near as emotional as toy story 3. In my opinion anyways. Jack and Rose barely knew eachother, it had too much of that bullshit romeo and juliet feel. where as Andy had had those toys since childhood and those toys had all had eachother almost their entire lives. The part where they almost got incinerated and the part where andy had to leave them. Way more emotional than titanic.
cyttex 13
Please 18 I was cheering for the iceberg in titanic but toy story I watched growing up more emotions in that if you ask me.
DASboot1983 6
hahaha
iknowiwantyou 13
I never cried during Titanic. I didn't even feel sad. Although it's an extremely good movie, I have to say The Notebook was sadder.
Sports_guy3 28
#102- What's The Notebook about? All I know is that it's a movie. I'm young, so...
iknowiwantyou 13
it's about Ryan Gosling and how hot he is.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Titanic was corny.
mattjamt 16
Maybe its just me then. I'm a pretty stone hearted S.O.B.. But still, the guys I know never cried. It might just be that most FML guys are extra sensitive!
catmcross 7
you don't need people like her in your life
perdix 31
I gave up on the Toy Story franchise at #2. After hearing "When She Loved Me," I realized I could no longer watch those movies with people present. You were tempting fate by going for the third one.
NoFightinDestiny 9
Toy Story 3 hits you right in the feelings. I remember when I first watched it. You aren't alone my friend!
plagiarismo 16
Spoiler alert.
cyttex 13
The movies been out for like 2 years, if you haven't seen it yet I doubt you care.
plagiarismo 16
The stuff that's obviously a joke is a joke.
KillSwitch96 18
#137-No shit Sherlock
TheYoshiMan 12
44- It's been over three years actually :P