Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Go find that girl obsessed with disney princesses who posted recently, you're a perfectly sappy match!
Welshite 40
That was a really emotional movie, and tears do not emasculate a person.
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DocBastard 40
I have real emotions, so I cry sometimes. But when I do it's poisonous. Because I'm a real man, and real men cry venom.
perdix 31
#59, dude, when you're in a hole, stop digging! When one of my crass threesome comments gets more up-votes than any of yours, it might be time to drop back and punt. You may be right, but the current audience isn't buying it.
jujuthefroggy_fml 16
Don't worry OP, she will come back to you after going out with a "real man" who only shows his emotion while beating the crap out of his loved ones.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Psh! Doc real men don't cry venom! Men cry little tiny baby hyenas that grow up to become our best friend. And when the times come to put that best friend down, we cry yet another one! That's why we can't cry all the time, cuz who wants a **** ton of hyenas running around!? That's just ridiculous.
CynthiaMeAtSix 7
Is your girlfriend an emotional robot?! Who didn't cry when that happened?!
sharpjabb 3
Time to move on, bro! I was 23 the first time I saw Toy Story 3 and remember seeing the original Toy Story as a kid- needless to say I got a little choked up about the ending of the trilogy too.
alex_jaguara 33
So instead of comforting you she just broke up ? Sorry but she was quite an asshole. It's kind of stupid to be upset by the story of a movie, a book or a show but come on! Once you get in the story you feel it. That's the creator's idea, isn't it ? I also tear up at some movies and probably many others.
BFons 19
What a jerk. That's a great movie.
shelbysocks 16
I cried so hard at the end. I ideally don't cry at movies but that's one of the ones that I did cry really hard at.
Cbethkid 15
Well then, she lost a very sensitive guy who many other girls would love!