Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I told my mom a funny story, and she responded with, “Yeah, I saw it on your Instagram last week.” My life is now reduced to reruns. FML
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wasup21 0
should have studied in school
Quest_ 13
It's not your fault that your ma masturbates to the idea of having a kid that goes to college. You are you! Sometimes I wish I wasn't going to uni and had opted to learn a nice trade instead. Or married a very old hotel tycoon.
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wasup21 0
should have studied in school
Raleigh_bruh 7
#1 - College is an option, not a requirement.
ily1210 10
some people cant afford college. soo
Chrisskiies 0
Uh to be succesful or get a good paying job, it kinda is now a days Raleigh. Unless you have a connect somewhere.
Raleigh_bruh 7
My comment was more or less referring to #1's assumption that Op didn't study.
337294 0
16 your pretty.... and op tell your mom to go screw herself
twinny_sc 13
I wonder if his toys came alive too. After seeing that movie, I always wondered if my toys would come alive at night.
parii 0
YDI!
wasup21 0
I only said that cause if you generally study and do good in school it is easier to get into college especially if you get scholarships and such. As a current student most of the kids around me not getting into college are not able to get in because of grades.
JohnGraveline 0
OP played with boys while Andy played with toys.
zach55 0
**** ANDY
yasmeenjonasx3 0
You live in Pennsylvania? haha, thats where im going to college.
txgirl2013 14
college isn't for everyone asshole.
Freeze_fml 17
Yeah. Stupid people don't belong in college.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Chris: College isn't the only post-secondary education opportunity out there. Lots of well-paying jobs are available for people with specialized vocational certificates, licenses etc.
doorfloor 0
Op fails. See what I did thar lolololool
Anaxes 5
#16 - If the problem was finances then the mother wouldn't have made the comment.
ndizzle 0
Your mom goes to college.
lovedarknessbby 0
ydi for complaining instead of laughing :3
Chrisskiies 0
Jane: I know, but then again not everyone wants to do some of the physical labor that goes along with some of that training, or jobs. I would, but I get paid to go to college, and I'm going to earn my degree? More incentive for me to stay in college. Lol
Raleigh_bruh 7
#27 - As a current student myself I would have to agree with you, but it could have simply been Op's choice not to go to a uni.
potterwatch 0
if the op really wanted to go to college then money is not the concern. he could take out student loans, go to a cheap/community college. and having been through the financial aid system, I can tell you that there is a lot of opportunity grant wise if you can't afford it. YDI for complaining about a choice you made.
Shookitup 0
that purple teddy bear was mean :( oh and it's okay if you don't go to college, alot of people don't and if you work hard you'll do good in life ^.^
wasup21 0
#48 - touché #59 - op isn't complaining his/her mother is.
ispitflames 3
start scratching lottery cards! :D
hellokittywhore 0
#42 Napolian Dynomite Reference FTW!!!! :DD
darko212 0
oh man,...quite the sense of humor your mom's got there.
RyanG_21 0
there's still commercials for toy story 3 on tv?
the_flirtt 0
well said 62
omgimdabest 0
Raleigh is right, college is an option. I'm going to join the air force as soon as I'm done with high school.
demomanX 0
even people that do study don't get scholarships sometimes
FunnyWeasel 7
well, its hard to pay for college. inflation's skyrocketed up so high that your job (if you have one) can't pay for tuition
Guuurlplease 0
PWNED
wasup21 0
for the people that keep talking about finances I'd just like to say that anybody can go to college. my family isn't very well off financially especially in this current economy yet my brother is going to USC as a Texas resident, my sister goes to the university of Texas and I am about to apply for colleges (junior in hs). how do we pay? FAFSA and other numerous loans and scholarships. and no you don't have to be smart to get scholarships, my good friend got accepted into rice with a football scholarship and he had crazy amounts of other offers since he was the undefeated texas state wrestling champ. I acually have a scholarship for being left handed, not much at all (around $500) but it is still something.
mona_is_here 10
since ur mum is blaming you for not going to college, then it must be your fault, thus ydi. but maybe op had some personal problems that interfered with studying, if so then I feel you, I also had to skip an entire year in college due to personal reasons
mona_is_here 10
66, that quote just killed me, Landen :D
Brittney_E 0
lol at 42 :D
the_flirtt 0
did op get mano ?
RageKage 0
haha you suck
DJSecret 0
105, you can get a scholarship for being left handed? Time to cheat the system!
atticuz 2
SHOULDA USED ALSTATE
Razaa09 3
no that's just lame maybe u wanna work next time in ur summer or study hard enough to get it from scholarships OSAP is an option as well
potterwatch 0
63- op is complaining here on FML about how much his life sucks bc his mother somewhat rudely pointed out that he is not going to college, which was his choice.
Izzy_babii 0
Hahahah!!! poor OP.
bishoprsv2 0
Boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
saint_jimmy 0
'Stupider' isn't a word, O knowledge-filled one.
th3b0ss 0
did any one else laugh at how much of a poser 28 is?
PatRme 9
dynamite win
thatxgirlxthere 0
83, that's actually what my dad did.
getsuga97 0
this is an fml why? you're not going to college. big whoop.
myschyveus 0
31-yeah, neither are pictures. too much? **** you ^_^ uhhh... maybe try taking the act/sat again? that's what I did, but only to get more money than I would have at first.
Hamsterzilla 0
umm so? I wouldn't take it as an insult, she's just saying the difference. so stop whining. college is a choice.
foREVerA7X 0
Join the military and you get a college education for free.
appledude101 0
'u don't got an iPhone 4. lmfao,
beastmcbeastly 0
y is this an fml? ur lifes already f'd
ashe17 6
wait, you can get a scholarship for being a lefty????
Cherry12345 0
Of course the nig says college isn't a requirement. Who needs school when you got all that drug money?
Babushka_Homyak 10
Mods, please do something about the racist (#217).
meowmix01 0
Napoleon Dynamite!
xpainx 1
Haha. You got owned. Win for your mom OOP
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for not going to college
chiem 0
haha ydi for not going to college
claireful 4
Typical Asian response.
MrsDruidess 23
yeah op if it brothers you, go to college, its that simple. If its something you really want, you can make it happen. If its not, then why let it bug you?
AtRoCiiOuSsS 0
Dang. That sucks.
SourCandyyz 0
haha... you're being compared to a Disney movie... except you're failing... hehe :p
strikeeagle 3
that's pretty sad to be compared like that! haha your mom struck you op
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
nawwe
cvspartan101 1
Burn?
Chrisskiies 0
Lmfao, you deserve it haha
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
I forgot your PS3 tag thingy. >.> Your new picture is cute. :)
swift07 4
wow :-/ that's not nice -_- you can go to college when your ready alot of people wait a year or 2
_streets_ 19
lol ouch
sweetdreams999 0
well maybe you should have gone to college slacker. lol
Freeze_fml 17
Time to get rid of your toys.