Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
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brrrx 0
Sounds like you improved the schedule.
paintballer394 0
A subliminal message, maybe?
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brrrx 0
Sounds like you improved the schedule.
Grndslmhttr3 0
Second
cornbutter 0
WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M SORTA FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK GAWD!!!!!!!!!! THANK JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
breadonabun 0
YDI for wearing sunglasses in the dark, with a solar-powered flashlight, and a waterproof bathing suit!
qq422 0
uhhh......what?
killerviral 0
u shoulda said suck my then pointed at the paper
flabbergaste22 0
guess she needs to know something
angizzlelolhahah 0
?
Jethro_fml 0
Ouch. Jet
paintballer394 0
A subliminal message, maybe?
sublime93 0
Lolfail
snavula 0
Definitely a win.
lifeislife_fml 0
What a great coincidence.
emilyisbomb 0
:) i love ittt.
dramakat11 0
lol...But put this on mylifeisaverage.com instead
iGreen_Day 0
This does not happen to an average person XD XD
darklove6792 0
EPIC FAIL!!!!! : ]
ananamoose 0
Maybe you want your boss to give it to you... that just helped him out, continue to keep sending him messages like that, so you can get a lonely night in the hot tub with him, dont be shy, cuntburger ho
OMGoriginality 0
OP stated it was a "she" dood, lul? Still sounds hot tho.
Forremmy 0
hahha oh snap