steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
10 years, 0 dates
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Anonymous
United States
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Anonymous
Hesperia, United States
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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Nightfallz 0
so how is this a fml? you got 20 just for asking her out not if she said yes or no. it was kinda a dick move on your part anyways so YDI
Nightfallz 0
and this has nothing to do with karma...retard
AndelleRae 9
Actually, the definition of karma: Action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results, good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation. In laments terms, what goes around comes around. Clearly, even though he didn't care about this "ugly" girl, it hurt him in some way to be rejected by her. He set out to hurt her by asking her out on a bet. Ergo, he tried to hurt her, and she ended up hurting him.
CFR 0
Serves you right you douche. What's with guys making bets to ask out girls they don't think are appealing? Gagh men are stupid, especially you.
kendallclair24 0
You shouldn't judge people.
ohkari 0
That's why when my friend asked me to do the exact same thing, I told him no.
Purdyxpinkxstar 0
Good, you totally deserved it. I wish more guys like you got turned down more oftehn.. Jackass
mendertorsel 0
Why is this a FML? This looks like a win-win situation. You get twenty bucks, she gets to blow off someone who sounds like a little bit of a jackass.
lesp 6
You got $20. Who cares?
flyingpan8 0
you are such a ******* loser. **** you for calling people ugly.
kewlcat 0
i bet your ugly.
IllegalLight 0
YDI. what if she really liked you? Do you have no regards for other people's feelings?