Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
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Fred_Burroughs 0
You have a good friend. Be glad he warned you beforehand so you didn't have to go through it.
SyndicatedAlias 0
See, at least you didn't tell her and have to face her in a direct confrontation! Be optimistic, there are always more fish in the sea, hun!
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SyndicatedAlias 0
See, at least you didn't tell her and have to face her in a direct confrontation! Be optimistic, there are always more fish in the sea, hun!
plexico 4
And many of the fish smell like fish, too! Lower your standards and you will be fine. Who needs a prize catch when a bottom-feeding scum sucker will do?
alijacket 0
oh yes, #16, she's a real prize catch, isn't she? a moron that can't talk to the guy face to face. sounds like this guy is better off without her.
neonokku 0
You should have changed it. Tell her that you don't even like her and she's ugly and stuckup for thinking that It'll work (:
maddog_fml 0
LOL @#16 @#20 Do you really think that will work? @OP: ******* eazy. Don't call her or contact her. IF she calls you, then say what the text was. End of story. Just like #1 said, there are plenty fishes. BTW: FYL
mike1921 0
Or, how about you stop being so judgemental and pretend that text never happened because it might not be from her.
Intoxicunt 6
Haha, #16. =D
fckinbowdown 0
it happened for a reason man I promise you'll find someone better that will love you and you will both be happy
Chocolate_Cake 0
Be glad you didnt ask her out. I mean, sure that sucks, but hey, as #1 said, plenty more fish in the sea (:
BlackWolfVII 0
And many of those fish have crabs.
HahaYDI 0
Eh, you get win half of the internet, ive seen better but the fish/crab reference was pretty good
yuggi1 11
I dunno about that, she already knows he likes her and was going to ask her out. Everything is so awkward now. :/
lendmeyourteeth 0
at least u didn't have to go through the rejection?
lebronesque73091 12
Consider yourself lucky. It could've been worse.
timtam24 0
well your sorta did seeing as your friend told her about it...
UnicornsDoExist 0
that's totally true! she wouldn't have even known about it unless the friend told her!
talbot008 0
maybe she was talking about a different boy?
jackalope069 0
if it was forwarded how could she have sent it? maybe her friend was telling her about someone going to ask her out, not about you asking that girl out.
jackalope069 0
never mind about the previous reply, I didn't see the friend sent him a text.. FYL OP
FPsLife 5
She showed her true colors beforehand. Deal with it as best you can and move on.
stolencookie 17
What "true colors?" It's not like she was a bad person, she just didn't like him.
Fred_Burroughs 0
You have a good friend. Be glad he warned you beforehand so you didn't have to go through it.
loserof2k11 0
or she!
swjeemtys 0
Aw..that sucks.. atleast you didnt ask. Imagine had you gotten the text after you had already asked her? That would have been a double slap in the face. 1. When she rejected you. 2. Text message telling you not to ask.
Unregistered 0
lol imagine if his friend was auctually **** blocking him and sent him a fake forwarded message so that he would give up hope then his friend could swoop in and make the goal o.O The Plot Thickens :O
mike1921 0
This, seriously he should just ask -_-
writer08 0
First thing I thought of too. It sounds like they're in high school, and it's not uncommon for "friends" to cockblock each other for a girl, and would do whatever to get with a girl.
nodbor 11
↑ ↑ agree #8
xbombr 0
Text rejection sucks. Getting forwarded the rejection is just that much worse. At least you were nice enough to where she couldn't face you about it even via text. I'm sure someone else more deserving will appreciate that sort of kindness.
che_williams 0
i think that your friend telling her and then him/her telling you is better than you telling the crush and getting rejected. this way it wont be as awkward for you two