steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
10 years, 0 dates
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Anonymous
United States
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Anonymous
Hesperia, United States
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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xo_emily_xo 0
Hey, dick? Just because she's ugly, that does NOT make her inhuman. She's still a person and has feelings and that was very bitchy of you to do that to her. Poor girl :(
Jared1James 4
Good job. (: You're a douche bag for asking her out because you probably don't have any reason to, other then being a DOUCHE BAG. You have no respect for girls at all. I can't stand people like you. Go get a life, or maybe a job because seems like to me you must need some money due to the fact you have to make bets about asking "ugly" girls out. Maybe she is a nerd, emo, prep, or whatever the hell you want to call her, people are people. I don't think they need to be put into "groups" or whatever. Go get a life. And for all you girls, I hope you reject the douche bags, and get someone who cares about you, not because what you look like, what you wear, what "group" your in, but only for you. (: x Jared James.
shakenbake93 0
You're an asshole. She probably knew that you were just messing with her that you were a jerk. Go fu€k yourself.
armandoX113 0
LOL that happened to my friend
voveraite 7
#44, Jandersonii, welcome back, King(Queen?)_of_teh_trolls! :D
mariacee 0
This wasn't really a good FML in my opinion you deserved it, obv. Have some respect. How come FMLs like these are posted, but the ones I see when I moderate that are really good never appear on the site? =/
anonymous2323 0
Yeah, I know! And I agree with all the other comments....this guy was just an a-hole and I like this girl already. She obviously has dignity.
Monado 0
Maybe because the guys who run this site realize the people who deserved it need to be flamed by 500 users to get it through their heads.
lovetoday_fml 0
lol, it's probably because you're actually the ugliest person in school. and a jerk.
axislave 0
Easy 20 bucks and you didnt even have to make her cry
cyberhoy 3
maybe she's a lesbain lots of ugly lesbians
crazysk8guy 0
#8 has a good point
PohTayToez 0
Holy shit, even ugly people don't date douche bags.