Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
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Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
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RandomFool 5
At least his girlfriend wasn't a bitch about it.
Lily_90 0
Well at least his girlfriend was considerate enough to call you.
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Comments (83)
Cheezburger_fml 0
That's horrible.
easylazy 0
No she was probably making it up b/c she wanted you to leave her bf alone
DizzyDemon0 9
I feel like if she was telling the truth..then this is YDI..because you didn't realize he was drunk..or even ask what he was up to..which would have been to say he was drinking..and because you didn't know he had a girlfriend or at the very least that he was with her. when i text someone i generally will ask what they are doing or who they're doing said task with. good luck? O.o
TheAwkward0ne 0
lol but I doubt he'd say "oh hey I'm totally wasted right now.." and you wouldn't really know because you can't hear his voice.
DizzyDemon0 9
you obviously have never gotten a text that says and i quote "YOOO drujnk so good it and dizzy now" eh. something like that.
comment11111 39
Well, the boyfriend played it "right". bad that his girlfriend did not realize.
thecheekyone 0
So you really like him, but failed to know he had a boyfriend? You just dodge a bullet, if he was trying to hide that fact.
Ilovelife07 0
freudian slip? he had a girlfriend
genius_man16 1
Or she is just dumb and didn't know he had one.
TheAmazing_fml 0
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Sum guys rnt obvious about whether they have gfs or not. and maybe he wuz just buzzed and it wuznt tht noticeable? but im so srry thts rly sad. u were just a random person. rly got ur hopes up.
Mads_1234 28
I think it's trying to communicate...
NGM_47 0
HAHA!! Well, at least she wasn't those aggressive girlfriends that get pissed off when their guys text other girls...but yeah I see how this is kind of an FML
ElementalBliss 0
Awh. Fail.
comment11111 39
fail for the guy's girlfriend.
Pokerdance 0
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YDI for being ugly.
fuckercakes 21
...what?
SortaBlack 0
4th
vampemu 16
fail.
spoo 24
27, Am i cool too now?
beaverdogmouse 0
YDI for having a phone
diabetic_rage 0
lol wut
Pokerdance 0
Wow #6. Firstly, no one cares. And secondly, you failed big time.
Pokerdance 0
I meant to post this as a reply to #6 but something messed up.
alwex 0
that's what I was going to say
TheAwkward0ne 0
what did he say?
Laci_Laine 0
Whats with all the weird ydi comments?? That sucks op- I had something similar happen once. I was dating him tho ha ha
spoo 24
ydi = you deserved it, we dont care, not a big deal... pretty much anything other than FYL Im guessing alot of people think what happened wasnt terrible, but was partially a good thing
kukopia 0
Now you know and can move on.