Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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hgwte206 0
you deserve it ... wonder how you look if she rejected you
coffee123 0
She probably figured that something like that was going on. But that is really mean!
mijzelffan 0
lol, you should be happy. Else you would now be on a date with her
unholyfury 0
epic fail is epic
btuwo 0
just becae someone is "ugly" doesn't mean they are desperate to go out with someone.. YDI
fuglyduck 0
echoing the others above, i just wanted to express too my disappointment that jerks like you are still around. it's been 10+ more years since i've been in middle school when I was that 'ugly girl' - but those days still remain seared into my memory. the 'popular' boys from my school who teased me and made bets about who i'd "go out with" have since ended up in god-knows-where, and soon after i grew out of my awkward phase, i signed with one of the most elite modeling agencies in the united states. after a few years on the runway, i found my significant other at the ivy league school we both attended and now am on track towards the professional and personal life that many aspire to. just remember - ugly does not equal stupid or unsuccessful. especially at the level that one would be childish enough to "make bets". for your sake, you should grow up cuz you never know when that girl might be calling the shots in your life later on.
irishdancer 0
What you turd? You thought I was going to go out with YOU! HELL TO THE NO!
_Naomi_ 0
GOOD! Jerk.
Scotticus117 11
they didn't really deserve it though, that really sucks, you must be the ugliest guy in the school rofl. FYL. oh i thought you get the 20 if she said yes, you just get it for doing it, so worth it then but she still said no lol, but who cares did you want to go out with her?
tha_artist 0
Hahahahaha loser