Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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dgafprincess90 0
ydi asshole thats ****** up shit shes gonna turn out to be a very successful business woman n your gonna be the 45 yr old dude still living with your parents ydi
kewlcat 0
just because someone is ugly, doesnt mean theyre gonna be successful.
Jord111222333 0
ya u asked her so he owes you 20$. from what I read he didn't mention anything about her having to say yes to go on a date in order to recieve the money.
Redneck325Ci 0
YDI for being a douche nozzle. She probably realized that you have an inverted penis and didn't want anything to do with you because of the lack of satisfaction. Hopefully the rest of the school finds out that you got turned down by her and they all make fun of you and/or this chicks older brother, if she has one..kicks your ass.
barlessprison 16
After being such a ********, did you really expect people to sympathize with you? YDI completely.
thetr00per 0
at least you got 20
Acid80 3
Hey can buy hooker with 20 bucks
pjunior89 0
epic failure on 2 levels 1. you're a douche bag 2. you was soo asking for it..
lingfeng 0
LOL you *totally* deserved that one. Just because she may not be the most attractive girl doesn't make her an idiot, you know, nor does it make her desperate enough to say "yes" to any guy who asks her out. She could probably tell you were being a jackass.
dark_psyche 0
YDI: it proves that even "the ugliest girl" has dignity.
Victoria_fml 0
YDI, are you 5 years old to ask someone out for a bet ?