Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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Comments (402)
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
YDI, douchemuffin. you're an asshole, as well as your friend. sounds like you don't meet the 'ugliest girl's' standard...so what does that make you? ugly, idiotic, douchetastic? you choose. :D
IRemainNameless 12
Good for her!
pinkpikachu 0
You're the ugly one!
cutebebe778 0
HAHAHAHAHA. Loser.
seniorenyore 0
She probably knew it was a bet, and just because shes the "ugliest" girl in school...doesn't mean she doesn't have enough self respect to just give herself to any guy that crosses her path. I'd probably say "No." to you too and I'm not one of the least satisfactory females in my school.
earthboundwish 0
Someone tried to use me in a bet like this too. Probably one of her friends overheard you and let her know... Otherwise she knew it was a setup. XD Hope you've learned your lesson.
Vampire_princess 0
Karma rulez
AnneFTW 17
Wow you so deserved that you ass. That was a horrible thing to do, I'm so glad she said no.
B2v 0
You're an Ass. A guy did that to me as a dare. I backhanded him. You should have gotten the same.
yaktazuki 0
BAHAHAHAHA