steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
10 years, 0 dates
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Anonymous
United States
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Anonymous
Hesperia, United States
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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legion13 0
Why is evryone saying he's an asshole? This is pretty funny.
renyark209 0
Haha girls can be like that. Some girls at my school, for example, just know when guys are ****** with them and will just say no right on the spot. Either way, YDI
renyark209 0
And thats another thing. It really pisses me off how people will just jump to conclusions and just assume the guys is ugly. One of my friends did that to a pretty ugly girl for a bet and was rejected not because she thought he was ugly, but becaise she knew they were just screwin or at least believed so.
colormefancy 0
AHAHA your an asshole. Hope it felt like a kick in the nuts guess your not the HOT SHIT you thought you were eh buddy. Well on the plus side you know have $20.00 you can buy some **** and lube because not even the ugliest girl at school wants you :D you life is definetly ******. OP just joined the V card for life group
Jiska1990 0
Not every 'ugly' person is desperate.. Why shouldn't she reject you? It IS possible she just didn't like you!
Upside_Down 0
poor girl. she probably thought it was a joke so she said no. or you might be really ugly.
RespondomaticMan 0
You get 20 bucks, and you don't have to date the ugliest girl in school. What's the problem here?
seb12992 0
YDI hands down. And how the hell is this an FML? If this girl is so ugly then why would you want to go out with her in the first place? You should be happy she said no. And you got $20 out of it. God, the OP is a straight jackass.
neokiller_fml 0
Oh my god haha I bet your british ugly **** aahhhahahahah
purplesucker 0
100% YDI! You horrible person! That's heartless and cruel to fake ask out someone! No wonder she rejected you! She probably knew the horrible nasty person you are!
awesomeperson 0
#152 agreed. totally agreed. what a fricking ass