steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
10 years, 0 dates
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Anonymous
United States
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Anonymous
Hesperia, United States
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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PsychoX 0
Aww. She needs to be more creative. Something involving a thousand papercuts from said $20 bill while you're sleeping. Asshole.
AndelleRae 9
You're a ******* dick, dude. People used to do this to me in high school all the time. It's not fun to deal with, and I hope you get to deal with monster amounts of guilt about it. Chances are, she wasn't even ugly, she was probably just overweight. (And no, all of you anti-fat assholes, that does NOT equal ugly.)
anniebananie 3
"Anti-fat assholes"? Are you serious? You do realize that people are not supposed to be fat? We are not made to sit around on our asses all day and eat junk food. Our bodies are made to be active, and are supposed to be fed natural foods. If we actually used our bodies like they are meant to be used, there would be no fat people. Do you ever see fat deer, squirrels, or any other wild animals? Being fat is unnatural. People are attracted to the shape of the human body as it would be seen in nature.. it's just how we're made. Now stop whining and go outside.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Actually in history most people WE'RE fat, and it was actually not attractive to be skinny. Besides you can be active and be fat, I know plenty people like that. But then again we might be talking about two diff. fats.
KarmaHatesUs 0
Are YOU serious?! It is equally unhealthy to be underweight, and if you are you can become infertile. You also have to take into account varying metabolisms and certain types of diseases and disabilities. PS. The guy IS a dick, and the OP didn't say at any point the girl was fat.
Katzilla_dances 0
YDI for being a jerk.
stephanietong 0
Ugly body is no match for the ugliness of your personality.
jaynesays 0
a hundred people said it already, but i'm going to repeat it so it's perfectly clear: just because you think a girl is ugly, doesn't mean she's stupid, too. and, for the record, good looks don't always equal intelligence either.
Bullshet 0
She could probably sense how big of a dick you are. YDI
citruschick 0
YDI, you and your friends are rude and cruel. why not just leave people alone instead of making fun of them? You got yours, jerk.
marrz 0
no one would giver her enough money to date the school's biggest dusch
beccanator 0
i bet you are the UGLIEST guy in school i'd reject you too scumbag
lukewarmocha 0
dick. the girl is obviously not an idiot. hahah how could you not deserve this...