Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
DopeDickDover
United States
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
uglyguy252
United States
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
british_babe
London, United Kingdom
Uggos R us
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
teach
Canada
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Anonymous
United States
Caught in the act
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
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dsr9016 0
you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.
mizled 0
Does that make you the ugliest person...?
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dsr9016 0
you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.
ouchthatsux 0
^This.
ZleveL 0
2 ftw XD
abcnonamecba 0
nice one 2
Shootamonkey3 0
lmao
12mileCock 0
make her your bitch
jarrettd 27
Then it doesn't matter. If she is the ugliest girl what would she know about beauty.
maiden_girl 5
HAHAHAH @ #4 and I agree with #1... why is this in the love category?
xleanne_aLly 23
dude... you're number four.
mizled 0
Does that make you the ugliest person...?
kat666 0
Lol irony.
hellfire695 0
just put a shaver on her desk with a note"trim the muostache" or maybe "trim the lumber jack bread"
crazyme123 0
LOL nicee #3 exactly waht i would say
NightElfGod 0
i would have started laughing and said something like "aww thats cute your trying to raise your self-confidence"
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I don't even do that and I feel like I'm fairly unattractive. I'm not ugly, but I'm average. In a sense, she was being a bitch, but so are you for making a big deal out of it...? If you think you're good looking, it shouldn't matter what some girl said.
inmyroom 1
id do you
YouMustBe_Joking 0
you're either a troll or this girl thinks way to much of herself. If she does, you shouldn't be worrying about it.
HeyThatsMySoc 0
If you actually care this much about what other people think then this'll sting... Ladies and Gentleman, we have the NEW Ugliest Girl in school!
dragonaair 5
Boy, not girl. (username: MR)