steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Durham, United States
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
this guy
Alhambra, United States
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
theuglyfriend
Riverbank, United States
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
10 years, 0 dates
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Anonymous
United States
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Anonymous
Hesperia, United States
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Tgreject
United States
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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lalaland94 0
you're an asshole. it's because of guys like you that girls question whether a guy is serious about liking them or not and miss out on great relationships. good for her. **** you.
bethechange_fml 0
You must be the ass at school, right?
lalaland94 0
what does OP mean?? i keep seeing it written everywhere and have no idea what it means =S
beaniebabe 0
you deserved it you a**hole
anniesaysbueno 0
wow are you like 10?
tasha2010 0
YDI for being such an amazing jerk. However, maybe this is a good thing: hopefully you'll realize you're probably not as hot as you evidently think you are. Keep in mind that karma's a bitch. She'll may end up incredibly successful and you may end up pumping gas for the rest of your life.
kellster 2
Everyone hates that guy in school, the guy that you are. Just wait until your 10-year reunion; you'll probably be bald and she'll be hot and with someone nice & attractive that she deserves. Just because she's unattractive to you now does not mean that she is subhuman and deserving of this kind of completely transparent assholery. I guarantee you that she knew what you were up to. Ugly =/= stupid. Or worth being treated like this, you ******* douchebag.
Nightfallz 0
this has nothing to do with karma. keep your religion in your pants. He asked the ugly girl out for money(bad) he gets rejected and doesn't have to be seen in public with her(good) and he makes $20 (good). this is not a fml this has nothing to do with karma.
cantoneseymca 0
She probably knew you were being an immature jackass and just making fun of her. **** off, you don't have anything to offer women if you're that superficial.
timberM618 0
That is karma at it's finest! and you deserved every bit of it. Learn how to respect people and maybe one day you'll be lucky to have an actual date.