Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML
Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
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Top comments
kcpestwick 15
So disrespectful and rude
razzledazzle21 23
Your sister-in-law is a bitch. Even if she and your mother had their differences she had no right to be so disrespectful.
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Comments (126)
kcpestwick 15
So disrespectful and rude
naajster 14
that was nasty on her part!
hellnosucka 27
that sister in law is going to have one HELL of an afterlife.
wakejhittle 7
She has to be ashamed of herself, that's disgusting
cactusprick 19
forreal though. she shouldn't have even gotten up there if she had nothing nice to say
tayymeds 23
That's honestly the most foul things I've ever heard of. That woman doesn't deserve to even be apart of OP's family. I'm just curious as to what her spouse said...
katieemerr 15
I think there's only one bitch in this situation
sweetbliss3 37
if that was my mom up there, bet your ass id drag her outside. a. dont talk about my mom. b. dont talk about my mom like that at her funeral. what an asshole.
CelticSkye 13
Seriously, if that were happen to me at my mother's funeral, I would whoop that bitches ass. And OP, I am so very sorry for your loss.
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
You should talk to her.
naajster 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
perhaps nobody anything because they didn't want to create a scene
DatPiggahDoe 10
This is the kind of thing that requires a scene.
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Talk with your fists, OP...
areyouHIclaire 8
more like beat her ass
xoamy906 25
What the ****? How could someone be so disrespectful?
jazmin3012 28
she sounds like the bitch.
razzledazzle21 23
Your sister-in-law is a bitch. Even if she and your mother had their differences she had no right to be so disrespectful.
martin8337 36
Can't we all just get along? So disrespectful of the deceased.
worldclassrager 41
In laws always seem pretty mean...you have mine (and more) condolences OP...
Lebeaugars95 20
what a ******* bitch
titandesu 14
even if they hated eachother there's no reason to go to her funeral just to try to start some drama she is nothing more than a rude attention seeker
ihpp 22
sorry for the loss of your mom. I'd talk to your sister in law. that's all kinds of rude.